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July 11, 2021
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Tags: selfie bee a big thank you to everyone who is drawing characters who usually do not wear black nailpolish with black nailpolish!! it's very good!! I always feel very cool with black nailpolish my fingers might be greasy as the iPad repair man said last month but they can be greasy and cool friends I am now officially graduated!! I could finally pick up the certificate this week I have technically been graduated for a while now but when I asked the secretary people when the certificate would be done they just said that they don't know because they just got a new computer system and don't know how to do certificates yet but they figured it out last week and said that I could come but not go inside because this certificate office is in like this cellar underground and because of Corona no one is allowed in there which is understandable I can stand outside a cellar if they want but people are also not allowed to stand outside the usual door I had to find a different special door and they wrote to me that this door would be locked and that I should call them so you know they could open it and then I would be led to a different door that would also be locked there was no further information about what to do with that door so I was at the building but I had problems finding the special door and I got scared because the time to pick up the certificate was almost up for the week and then I found the door! and a man was going inside it so I just yelled 'CAN I GO INSIDE TOO' and he said '...yes?' so I went inside I felt a little bad because now I was in the cellar and had not called anyone so I was just about to call them and tell them 'sorry I am kind of in your cellar' but then a girl found me and just asked me what I wanted and I told her and she said 'okay' then she opened a door to the hallway nearby went inside stopped at an open office door

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July 11, 2021
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Tags: sherlock I am geniunly sorry for uploading a Sherlock comic onto your dash in 2021 but sometimes I'm just sitting somewhere and suddenly I think 'the dog was a boy the whole time' I do fear that this image is cursed a little so maybe do not look at it for too long friends because last month I was rewatching Good Omens and in that scene where Crowley has the Beatle haircut my upper body fell partly off the couch and I threw my phone into my iPad which broke the iPad :( so I went to the iPad man and he said sorry we cannot fix it but if you give us a lot of money we can throw it away and give you a different one I said 'okay :C' so the man also said okay and added a note that the iPad was unreasonably greasy and I had always thought that I was a usual amount of greasy :c so after a few days I got the replacement iPad and of course all the data was gone but I still had one very old backup and on it were many drawings of golden retrievers and this very old comic the lone survivors of Crowleys bad haircut and my greasy little fingers so it might be cursed but I think it deserves to go out into the world have a nice sunday everyone :) be careful if you watch Good Omens cw drugs

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June 02, 2021
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Tags: selfie bee how are you friends!! aw honestly I am really happy when my friends are also friends with each other but sometimes I fear that it will be like 8th grade where my friends uhm 'Mary' and 'Sandy' suddenly bought matching shirts and I was not allowed to kick paper tissue packages in the hallways with them anymore which looking back was not a very good use of paper tissue packages but it was a dramatic 2 weeks for me but Mary did teach me how to build doors in Sims 2 and I'll never forget that Thank you Mandy I hope your Rabbit keeps winning prices we also have an ice cream machine now!! It's very good!! c: so far we have made chocolate ice cream rasperry ice cream and mango ice cream there also might have been lemon ice cream along the way but that tasted very much like egg because we put eggs in it I still can't really believe that you can put eggs into ice cream I always thought that eggs can only be cooked and now the recipies are telling me to just throw them in I am a little nervous about that but I do not question the eggs wishes have a nice day everyone!! （*´▽｀*） and thank you so much for your advice on how to stop the cat from pooping in the strawberries I am now collecting coffee ground and I hope it will stink the cat away I'm a bit sad because I would still like to see the cat but I would also like less poop on the balcony

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May 31, 2021
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Hey May 31th anon!! I hope the past year has been good. See you next year（*´▽｀*）

Hey May 31th anon!! I hope the past year has been good. See you next year（*´▽｀*）

Tags: may 31th anon content warning for the may 31th tag this is the second version of this picture I don't think I ever uploaded the first one because in the first one the music looked like cartoon stinky clouds how are you friends!! can I tell you something horrifying about my strawberry bed so you know that all those strawberrys are dead but I still always water them with the other flowers because I thought hey maybe they'll come back to live but for the last week or so they would always smell SO BAD after a little water I did not think about that any further but yesterday the smell was so bad so I looked closer and you know what I found CAT POOP SO MUCH CAT POOP I have been watering CAT POOP for a WEEK I have not gone out to the balcony since I thought the cat and I were getting along I always say nja? njaaaa? when I see her and she responds by looking disappointed and now I have all this wet cat poop I've looked up solutions online and one of them was to get your own cat but I am not sure how I would tell my own cat to tell the other cat to not poop there maybe I'll just never go on the balcony again it now belongs to the cat

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May 24, 2021
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Hieee I wanted to ask what couple you ship in harry potter and also wanted to say your blog is the most interesting one ive ever found on tumblr

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Tags: I have many ships but these are some of my favourites C: also is anyone else deeply convinced that the Dursleys and the Malfoys are distantly related like Lucius and Vernon are 10th degree cousins maybe I am only basing this on the fact that they are both blonde they don't know about it but somehow the Malfoys adress still ended up in Petunias adress book so every year Petunias sends them a christmas card like she does to all of Vernon cousins every year Narcissa is confused why these strangers keep sending her pictures of their gross child maybe one year she sends back a picture of her own gross child to get them to stop but eventually she just accepts this curse maybe the secret comes out one day when Dudley has a magical child and they all meet at Kings Cross I wish I had taken a picture with the cool trolley they had at Kings Cross when I was there :c but it cost 30 whole dollars and everyone said do not do it it costs 30 dollars and they were right but they even had a person who would throw up your scarf for you so it would look like you are flying the line was very long so maybe it was better not to do it maybe one day I'll go again then I can run into some of the free walls a few time to see if it is worth the 30 dollars happy monday friends!! I hope you're having a good time :) I might buy new shoes later they do not have my size but that might not stop me

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May 20, 2021
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Tags: harry potter this comic was very cursed once I finished it the program crashed and deleted both the lineart and every speech bubble except 'sir I got severly burned' I think it was Snapes ghost but it was probably for the best because the Snape from the first panel looked way too hot in the first version and no matter what I did he would not stop looking uncomfortably hot it might have been the scarf and the fingerless gloves I love fingerless gloves!! they look so cool!! I wish I had cooler looking fingers when I wear them it just looks like I put mini hot dogs in a sock it's been such a long time since I uploaded a Potter comic!! I feel like I'm visiting old friends :) I keep drawing those but they also made me a little sad because I'm so disappointed about how the author of the books turned out but the fandom is so good and I think it might be it's own thing at this point? what do you think? D: also we've got a new couch today!! it's great! it's grey and very comfortable we've also already broke it turns out if a screw is stuck and you use a hammer the thing can break what is the name is it nut? the nut is loose? the nut is loose in the armrest and now we have no couch arms but I still could eat a big burger on it! and it came with those long couch pillows that look like baguettes I wish I had a dog so the dog could run around with one of those pillows in their mouth a dog recently moved upstairs maybe I should ask them also thank you who congratulated me on defending the master thesis!! it made me feel very happy :') thank you so much!!!

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May 09, 2021
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Tags: selfie bee I'VE PASSED THE MASTER THESIS DEFENCE !!!!!! I ENDED UP WEARING THE PINK BLAZER I DON'T KNOW IF THE PROFESSORS LIKED IT BECAUSE IT WAS ON ZOOM AND THEY MOSTLY SAW MY SHINY FOREHEAD it's a bit scary to think that soon I'll probably have an entire degree I honestly did not think that far ahead what will I do now?? get a real adult job? do adult things? buy a tupperware I keep thinking but the only job I ever really wanted was to be a mall Santa and I think that is a difficult job market to get into in a country with no mall Santa industry I will also probably move but where D: I feel like the German northern seaside might be nice but I've never really been there except the class trip in 8th grade where one of the girls in my room drank a bottle of wine that she found in a bush and our teacher smelled it and then we had to have a meeting with her at 3am she was very angry but no one knew details and in the end no one got in trouble also another girl ate a worm it was a pretty good class trip I also was there with my parents when I was a toddler but we only stayed for 2 days because the hotel did not have any Nutella and I would not stop screaming It's probably better to find a job first and then move it's very scary and exciting!! I hope there will be dogs I used to be very mindful about loading the dishwasher but lately I just put in everything last week I loaded a dishwasher with only frying pans

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April 16, 2021
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Tags: selfie bee hello friends!! how are you!! what have you been up to? what do you thing about this font? I hope that it's alright! I have finally figured out how to use text in Procreate but I don't know how to teach it new fonts after drawing this I also had the horrifying realization that I don't actually know what my feet look like I used feet in this comic but I do not really have feelings about my feet but after drawing this I thought wait what if there is something up with my feet? so I looked at my feet and got scared because I was sure I had a mole on my feet and it was GONE! I couldn't find it I searched all of my feet but it could not be found like it never existed it took me several minutes to realize that I was in fact not remembering my own foot it's actually a friend of mine who has a mole on their foot I have not seen this friends feet in almost 8 years it was a very scary experience I hope I do not remember anybody elses feet in the future is this my secret superpower my secret talent if I were a little pony in the my little pony world would my cutie mark be other peoples feet? I would not like that I would not even know what a foot is but I also bought a very cute dress today!! it's pink! c: I'm trying to buy an outfit for the master thesis defence do you think a pink dress is a good idea? so far the other options are a pink blazer with nothing else I also got new shoes with are very feet covering thanks for reading!! have a nice day :)

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February 14, 2021
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Tags: harry potter happy valentines day everybody!! how are you! :) friends I finally finished my masters theisis this thrusday now I dont have to worry about finishing anymore (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑ now I can finally worry about if I passed or not bringing the whole thing to the post office was very dramatic because the envelope would not close and I did not have any glue on me and because of corona all glue related stores in Germany are closed but I was lucky and found some duct tape in a drug store I also bought a face mask there which burned my nose so I hope the duct tape was more sucessfull I always felt a little sorry for the basilisk I think he didn't have a very fun life in those toilet pipes and after he died Dumbledore didn't even bother to clean up his dead body Dumbledore probably thought 'Ah yes the dead snake I'll clean it up on the weekend" and then forgot and when McGonagall asked Albus have you cleaned up that dead snake he got embaressed and just lied and kept pushing it off until he died I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do with this sudden free time now I do want to draw a lot of comics and also cut my hair a little but last time I tried the hair thing it was very terrible I wanted to give myself new layers so I cut off 10cm off one strand and then cried maybe I should also clean out my closet because every time I look into it I only find about 50 undershirts and no pants I'm pretty sure I had pants I hope you're having a wonderful valentine's day today!! please treat yourself well （*´▽｀*） see you soon! (｡’▽’｡)♡ no more theisis writing whohoo!

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October 31, 2020
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Tags: dragon bros HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! HOW ARE YOU it's been a really strange year and I've missed you!! I hope we can all still feel a little spooky this year I also hope no children come to my house tonight I have no candy all I have are unseasoned walnuts and loose sprinkles technically there are also apples but I feel like getting something healthy is worse than getting nothing one time I got a toothbrush on the christmas-halloween thing our village did it was pink and disappointing I have been staying inside a lot and I feel like I'm getting into a bit of a slump but I saw a squirrel in the yard a month ago and that was very good I hope you are all doing as good as you can <3 ooh and I've got some new sticky notes for college! this is probably my last semester!! that is if I ever be brave enough to go back to the internship i started... 14 months ago first I couldn't go because of exams and then there was summer break and then I just didnt go :( my hope is that the Professor just forgot I existed and I can just start a new internship maybe under a new name a new personality I think technically apple cider and apple juice are different things

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May 31, 2020
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Hey May 31th anon! I hope the past year has been good to you! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ Here are Sherlock and John trying to solve the mystery of the missing bread and being ducks. I’m looking forward to drawing for you next year again（*´▽｀*）

Hey May 31th anon! I hope the past year has been good to you! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ Here are Sherlock and John trying to solve the mystery of the missing bread and being ducks. I’m looking forward to drawing for you next year again（*´▽｀*）

Tags: may 31th anon cw suicide (for the may 31th tag!!) hello everyone!! aah I hope you're all doing well I'm really missing tumblr which is just my fault because I could just post more but then I am back to toasting every type of bread we have in the house with everything going on in the world right now it doesn't seem right to do some tag ramble I just hope you are all safe see you soon and a big thank you to the sweet anon who always sends me a message to remind me of the date :) thank you!! ♥ I hope you have many types of bread to toast I do not recommend toasting farmers bread for more than 2 minutes or so I think I was close to burning the house

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February 14, 2020
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Tags: harry potter HELLO EVERYONE HOW ARE YOU I MISSED YOU ALL VERY MUCH I had a drawing job the past few months and it was very fun!! But it didn't leave a lot of time for other drawing things But now I'm back and how are you doing! I'm pretty good I just really need to call the dentist back they have called my mom to tell me it is my teeth cleaning time again and my mom called me and I just didn't react I'm a bit scared to go back the last time I had my teeth cleaned they found a completly new tooth in my mouth I was just lieing there and the tooth cleaning woman said: Girl you need to clean that tooth more and I said what tooth and she said that tooth and poked the tooth which up to this point I did not know existed but I didn't want to show that I don't know how many teeth so I just said OH YES THAT TOOTH YES. THE TOOTH THAT I HAVE I don't think I was very convincing and a few weeks later it had to be removed because it was a wisdom tooth and was bothering it's friends and now it's on the shelf in the bedroom because I wanted to take it with me we didn't know each other for long but we had a good time I don't want to go back what if they find more teeth and oh god do you know what else came back my terrifying long radishes from last year!! remember I planted about 70 radishes by accident and they didn't have enough room to grow up so they just got long and scary so I removed them and promised myself to never grow a radish again well yesterday I went outside and could see FOUR radish leaves growing out of my strawberries I have not planted those radishes I have lost control about the amount of teeth and radishes that I have have a nice day everyone! :)

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July 01, 2019
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Tags: selfie bee i've cleaned up this morning why is my desk already full of joghurt bowls i do not eat this much joghurt I eat an joughurt in the morning with an apple even though the last apples have tasted a little nasty it's always sad to eat a nasty yoghurt after you spend so much time chopping up the apple hello friends how are you!! :) if youre from europe how have you been handling the heatwave? I think I'm doing pretty well I did throw up in a Subway so I'd give myself a B- at handling the heat I always get nauseous when I feel exhausted D: I once threw up on a gym teachers shoes because she wanted me to do a final spurt I did do a final spurt are you happy Mrs L I spurted to the end of my life for you and 8 of my strawberries were ripe this weekend!! they tasted so good!! :) I was so emotional when it was time to eat them I didn't want to pick them at first but one of them was already starting to go bad but I put so much love into them and now I miss them I guess this is how my parents felt when I was grown and moved out and it was time to eat me my radishes are still very long and scary I hope you're having a lovely summer! eat a lot of ice and have a happy time :) see you soon!

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June 07, 2019
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Tags: harry potter hey everyone!! how are you? C: I learned from coldmirrors Harry Podcast that if the picture moves or not does not depends on the power of the painted subject which makes me wonder about that one portrait of the knight who was always falling of his horse you know that horse was moving too does that mean that this was a very powerful horse or are all horses really powerful and we just don't know the horses I met all had very soft noses I found four caterpillars on my strawberries yesterday I wish they would just eat some of my radishes my radishes won't stop growing the actual radish part is still very small but the leaves are so long some of them are as big as my head please caterpillars please eat some of my giant radishes why is it called horseradish is it the source of the horses power

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June 07, 2019
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AAH sorry anon, I missed to post on the correct day!! （ ´･△･｀）I’m very sorry, I’m setting a phone alarm for next year! Here are some Sherlock and John on a big pile of puppies. I hope you had a great year, and that the coming one will be even better...

AAH sorry anon, I missed to post on the correct day!! （ ´･△･｀）I’m very sorry, I’m setting a phone alarm for next year! Here are some Sherlock and John on a big pile of puppies. I hope you had a great year, and that the coming one will be even better :)

Tags: may 31 anon a very big thank you to the anon who reminded me!! <3 I always think that march is may and when it's actually may I feel like it's not the real may drawing john and sherlock is always so nice it's like when you're cleaning up your room and you find an old toy and then you play with the toy and you never actually clean the room one time when I was 12 or so I found some of my old playmobil pigs and I decided to paint all of them with watercolor and glue for absolutely no reason it turned out very bad I still have that pig box next to my bed and I feel very bad every time I think about it how does one get glue off a small pig? yesterday I had to run it was very intense I was late to pick up my new registration paper the exams registration system for our university has somehow broken when you start university you get a piece of paper which enables you to register for exams but the paper isn't working anymore and now everyone has to get a new paper but our examination office is in a very scary house you have to go a long way and then it's just this scary metal door in the middle of the street with a paper stuck to it that just says exami nation office and then you have to go down into the scary radiator basement and find the one door that doesn't lead to a radiator I was really scared but in the end it only took two minutes and now I have a working paper