Hey May 31th anon! （*´▽｀*）It’s been another year already! I hope you’re well. Thinking of you! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅
Tags: may 31th anon drawing john is always such a good time for me :) you little circular angry man when you are reading this it is actually may 21th for me I'm scheduling this post because I currently cannot percieve weekdays for some reason last week I didn't realize it was my grandpa's birthday!! and when I remembered it was already 8pm and I was so sorry luckly he didn't mind at all grandma was not angry either she just said remember when you had croup? I can't believe that you went out and had croup like when I was a physical baby I did not go out and got croup recently but I did have a very fun city trip last week!! I went to Münster! c: I saw MANY baby ducks and friends you won't believe it I was window shopping at those fancy little stores and there was this one expensive furniture and decor store with all those little vases and candles and in the middle of all of this proudly on display was a BBC SHERLOCK HOLMES mug I cannot describe what I was feeling in this moment it felt illegal but it was a very cute mug it was probably very expensive but I wish I had bought it!! but my bag was already full of this little fruit snack I had bought earlier do you know that melon goes bad very quickly if you carry it around Münster for 6 hours in 25 degrees celcius I did not (I still ate it) have a good day friends <3 :)
Tags: selfie bee hello friends!! how are you doing!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ I'm very very tired today I woke up very early today because I took a driving lesson! I have had my licence for many many years now but I haven't driven in so long and when I tried I just turned on the windshield wipers again and again so I'm taking some refreshment lessons! I was really afraid of driving again but my new driving teacher is very nice (❁´‿`❁) my last one scared me a little because he talked a lot about bathroom renovation I just drove for an hour or so but I was so concentrated that I'm very tired now I have another lesson tomorrow because I deleted every information in my brain about how to park a car all those synapses are currently used to remember Godzilla facts another big news!! I saw a PHEASANT last week we almost hit it with the car but luckly it remembered in time that it was a bird and flew away I've NEVER seen a pheasant before!! ( ´ ▽ ` ) I knew that pheasants were real because my favourite cartoon as a child was animals of farthing wood and there's pheasants in it and then they get murdered and all the other animals are like 'oh well' but I had never seen one! I feel like a stronger person now one that can drive a car maybe even park one ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ have a wonderful evening friends <3
Tags: happy valentines day friends!! I hope you'll get to see many dogs today ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ god this always end up super crude I do not know how this happens cw sexual language is anyone else absolutely conviced that Dobby is green was he green in the books or is this just something my brain has decided because I want him to be a happy little frog guy and not a fleshy little man friends I just saw goats for the first time in 4 years and they were so good!! TWO of them were BABYS and very very very small (´▽｀;) they were so small that we could not feed them yet but I got one of them to smell my finger I feel like a completly new person I feel stronger I feel healthier I can probably do math!! the last time I saw goats was so long ago! we were going to this lighthouse and it was at the bottom of this really steep hill and I for some reason had only packed these sneakers from 8th grade back in 8th grade they were very good sneakers Janice from gym class saw them once and said 'these shoes look checked' i do not know what this means but they have been my only outdoor shoes since then but they are very old now and very slippery so going down to this lighthouse was mostly falling and sliding to the lighthouse and all around the way were these wild goats!! they just stood there and ate lighthouse grass and had a good time at first I thought 'oh no goats' when I saw them because they wanted to they could have just thrown me off the cliff I was defenseless and slippery but they didn't and I love them ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)♥ one of the goats had a BEARD there also was a pig that yelled at me I also love that pig have a wonderful day friends!! see you soon!!
Tags: selfie bee this is a big THANK YOU to all the fanfiction writers out there!! (´∇ﾉ｀*)ノ♥ isn't it amazing that there are people out there who just write MORE of your favourite stuff FOR FREE and making it BETTER absolutely amazing!! friends how are you friends I had the worst possible job interview last week it was for a traineeship at this TV station on the other end of Germany so it was a zoom interview I did not have all the qualitifcations they asked for but I thought 'aw the worst thing they can say is no! c:' so I applied anyway and they really asked me to do a zoom interview but they were so mad the whole time one of the women kept asking me 'If you really want to work for us then why AREN'T you already working for us' friends I almost got a nosebleed and then somebody asked 'well what did you like about our programm yesterday' and I said 'I liked your special about the seals' because I did like the seals and they said 'oh so you like SEALS' I did not know a response but that was alright because the woman just took out her phone and started talking to someone else they have not called me back since but I did get a toe infection the next morning so I went to the pharmacy and told the pharmacy women 'my toe is infected' I was very embaressed (｡•́︿•̀｡) but the woman was very nice and asked if it was a big infection or a small one so I said 'just a small one!!" and the woman got all sad and said 'oh okay' :( she was very nice still I hope I did not disappoint her too much with my barley infected toe have a nice day friends!! （*´▽｀*）sorry for talking about feet!!
Tags: harry potter I hope you are okay with McGonagall and Madame Pomfrey vaping in the school halls I hope you are also okay with how I drew the vape! I have never seen a vape up close how does the smoke get out is it like a blowdryer and it pumps you up?? that would be very scary friends how are you!! I hope you're doing welll c: friends I HAVE to tell you about what happened last week so last week I saw I had a missed call on my phone and I thought 'Yay!! That must be the place where I had this job interview' you know in that ghost city so I called back absolutely sure about who was going to pick up then someone on the other line is like 'hello?' and I am like Helloooo this is Franzi!! (: and the other line replies AND IT IS NOT THE GHOST CITY JOB IT IS AN ENTIRE DIFFERENT PERSON and they say 'hey this is the place you applied to would you like an interview' but I was so in shock about this not being the person I expected I had NOT LISTENED ABOUT WHO THIS WAS BUT I DID NOT WANT TO ASK SO I JUST SAID 'HAHA YES SURE' and she said 'haha yeah let us do a spontaneus online interview you know how it is with this job' AND I SAID 'YES' BUT I DIDN'T!!! AND THEN WE ARRANGED A MIRCOSOFT TEAMS INTERVIEW AND I DID NOT KNOW. I DID NOT KNOW FOR WHAT I have now googled the number and figured out who it was but friends I had to lay down afterwards but the people from last month's interview are probably not going to call anymore I think maybe they were the ghosts all along!! ( ´ ▽ ` )
Tags: hello friends!! how are you doing! c: I hope you're having a nice peaceful winter time with lots of cozy socks :) I'm really in a christmas mood this year! from my window I can always see the malfunctioning christmas tree on the other side of the road most of the time it is just glowing gently but then suddenly it starts blinking dangerously it is also on top of a roof I wonder if my uncle will put up his Frosty snowman on his rooftop this year! he bought the Frosty years ago but never put him up because grandma is against it maybe he will do it in secret like he is doing with his new porch grandma is not allowed to know about because he thinks she would be against porches they live in the same neighborhood and I do not know how much longer we can hide the porch ooh and I got to see A Christmas Carol again!! there is this play that comes to my hometown every year and it is so lovely last year it couldn't come but this year they were back!! it's always so fun they did have a new Bob Cratchit who just forgot what happened to Tiny Tim during his monolouge he was talking about how 'we should all think about Tiny Tim on christmas' and then his brain forgot the rest he just silently moved his mouth so Mrs Cratchit said 'because he is dead' I think he was crying I felt so bad I also never knew my text when I was in theatre class in high school I think a big part of why I was in thearte class was because I thought it would be like glee it was not like glee but because of glee I was friends with the girl in sports class who also couldn't do a roll forward A if you ever read this I hope your horse is doing well I hope you're doing well friends!! :) <3
Tags: I'm sorry Hades looks like a red Batman FRIENDS! MY MOM GOT A DOG A WHOLE ENTIRE NEW DOG AND I'M MEETING HER ON CHRISTMAS FOR YEARS I HAVE BEEN SENDING HER PICTURES OF DOGS YOU KNOW DOGS FROM THE ANIMAL SHELTER AND LAST WEEK I'VE SEND HER A PICTURE OF A DOG AND SHE SAID 'CUTE' THEN I GET A PICTURE OF THE SAME DOG AND I ASK 'MOTHER WHAT' AND SHE JUST REPLIED 'GETTING THE DOG' THEN NO REPLY FOR HOURS THEN A PICTURE OF THE DOG SLEEPING IN THE LIVING ROOM I can't wait to put a little bit of cheese on her head if she lets me my mother thinks her name should be Lotti which is very cute I could not convince her to name the dog Gouda I'm so happy!! I need to get her a christmas present!! C: this really was a wild past few days while this was happening I was all alone in a different city for a job interview I don't know how the interview went but it was a great adventure I was a bit scared before because I had never slept in a hotel alone or anything but it wasn't bad at all! the review I read online about the city which just said 'this city made me believe in ghosts' was not true in the end I only saw a little mouse being alone in a hotel wasn't that scary either! and it was only a little smelly but I did forget my hairspray and my hair was everywhere during the interview hairspray would also be a fun dog name or Pepsi!! have a nice day friends :) thank you for reading!!
Tags: sherlock I am once again sorry for making you remember this hello friends!! how are you!! I am doing very good there is this bird I have been feeding I bought this bird seed mix for birds at the grocery store but it only attracts this one hateful bird they come to the balcony every afternoon and only eat the sunflower seeds the rest of the seed mix is hatefully thrown on the ground I love them friends do you remember that the last time I drew a Sherlock comic it was followed by cursed events it happened again so 2 weeks ago I drew this and then I went to bed and I had this super lively dream that I had found 400 new Sherlock comics on my iPad but because they were all in Spanish I couldn't read them so I had a panic attack which woke me up AND MY BACK TOOTH WAS BROKEN so I called the dentist and HE WAS GONE ON HOLIDAY so I had to wait a week and when I saw him he only said 'yeah teeth do that sometimes' and that I really need to wear my mouth guard at night I said 'but I was wearing my mouth guard' and he said 'hehe sure :)' and that it was probably caused by eating cereal I trust him but I feel like it was still a little bit caused by the Sherlock curse I hope you're having a great autumn day C: be careful when eating cereal friends!!
Tags: selfie bee hello friends!! happy halloween!! C: I drew this instead of changing my gross bed sheets how are you doing! I am very excited about today being halloween even though I am not doing anything really but I have bought a lot of Ritter Sports Minis in case children come and want candy it's such a fun day I hope that one day it will be big in Germany too c: but to celebrate a little we made one of those cool american pies today I don't know what they are called it's one of those you always see in cartoons with the little criss cross pattern on top it mostly tastes like butter it was a great sucess C: also I am having a real job interview in a month!! it is the second round of that job thing I told you about I am already very scared I know that in theory I am a whole entire human adult who has a degree but I also know that I have never finished a Sims 100 baby challenge I hope they'll understand that my limit is usually at 20 babys have a nice spooky evening friends!! :) I think I will eat more cake now it's filled with cherries!! ٩( ᐛ )و the cherry tree in my parents garden has been dieing for years since my father chopped it in half this always ends up happening when he tries to 'trim the plants' but my mom also never stops him I think it's because she hopes that he ends up killing the ginkgo she secretly hates but the tree is just so strong
Tags: harry potter I am very sorry for every apostrophe in this comic I am pretty sure I did it the wrongest way every time back when we had apostrophes in English class I told my mother 'mother' 'I do not understand the apostrophes' and she said 'child I also do not understand the apostrophes' 'but our neighbour down the street is from England let us ask her' and she is this really sweet old lady and she made us tea and cake and then we sat down with my homework she took 1 look at it and said 'yeah no idea' she said no one really understands the apostrophes and that it is probably for the best if I never use them I remember no other advice from her because she had this enourmous cuckoo clock the birds were so big they were so big I was not able to learn anything more about apostrophes I still really like this neighbour she was never mad when I skateboarded into her yard and before the pandamic she would always celebrate new years eve with my grandma and they would get incredibly drunk also friends I had my first job interview last week!! it was not really an interview to be honest it was a test that comes before an interview I don't know how it went but we all got to keep the pen when I showed my father the pen he was really disappointed that I didn't steal it father why would I do that have a nice day everyone!! c:
Tags: selfie bee hello friends!! aah I'm very sorry that the tags got cut off on the last post I did get my certificate in the end the girl got it for me after she yelled into an random office I could not look into I hope she is doing good are you doing good!! I'm feeling really good right now I just got back from visiting my family now that we are all vaccinated we can finally see each other again and it was great I thought I was just going to see grandma and grandpa but do you know who was also there my uncle 'Manny' nobody knew that he was coming so he didn't have a chair at first I do not think that he minds though because then he would stop just randomly coming to houses he just appeared at my grandmas earlier that day drank 6 cups of coffee and went into the basement to watch TV alone he is probably staying until the end of the week but nobody knows because he never tells can you imagine drinking 6 cups of coffee in a row I think if I tried that my legs would fall off apart from that not a lot has happened I mostly am applying to jobs and I also went through a very intense 3 week long godzilla phase godzilla is very fun!! c: one job rejected me but now they are looking for people to do the same job in a different city I applied again If you are the one who keeps getting my resumee I am very sorry have a nice day friends!! :) and a nice week!!
Tags: selfie bee a big thank you to everyone who is drawing characters who usually do not wear black nailpolish with black nailpolish!! it's very good!! I always feel very cool with black nailpolish my fingers might be greasy as the iPad repair man said last month but they can be greasy and cool friends I am now officially graduated!! I could finally pick up the certificate this week I have technically been graduated for a while now but when I asked the secretary people when the certificate would be done they just said that they don't know because they just got a new computer system and don't know how to do certificates yet but they figured it out last week and said that I could come but not go inside because this certificate office is in like this cellar underground and because of Corona no one is allowed in there which is understandable I can stand outside a cellar if they want but people are also not allowed to stand outside the usual door I had to find a different special door and they wrote to me that this door would be locked and that I should call them so you know they could open it and then I would be led to a different door that would also be locked there was no further information about what to do with that door so I was at the building but I had problems finding the special door and I got scared because the time to pick up the certificate was almost up for the week and then I found the door! and a man was going inside it so I just yelled 'CAN I GO INSIDE TOO' and he said '...yes?' so I went inside I felt a little bad because now I was in the cellar and had not called anyone so I was just about to call them and tell them 'sorry I am kind of in your cellar' but then a girl found me and just asked me what I wanted and I told her and she said 'okay' then she opened a door to the hallway nearby went inside stopped at an open office door
Tags: sherlock I am geniunly sorry for uploading a Sherlock comic onto your dash in 2021 but sometimes I'm just sitting somewhere and suddenly I think 'the dog was a boy the whole time' I do fear that this image is cursed a little so maybe do not look at it for too long friends because last month I was rewatching Good Omens and in that scene where Crowley has the Beatle haircut my upper body fell partly off the couch and I threw my phone into my iPad which broke the iPad :( so I went to the iPad man and he said sorry we cannot fix it but if you give us a lot of money we can throw it away and give you a different one I said 'okay :C' so the man also said okay and added a note that the iPad was unreasonably greasy and I had always thought that I was a usual amount of greasy :c so after a few days I got the replacement iPad and of course all the data was gone but I still had one very old backup and on it were many drawings of golden retrievers and this very old comic the lone survivors of Crowleys bad haircut and my greasy little fingers so it might be cursed but I think it deserves to go out into the world have a nice sunday everyone :) be careful if you watch Good Omens cw drugs
Tags: selfie bee how are you friends!! aw honestly I am really happy when my friends are also friends with each other but sometimes I fear that it will be like 8th grade where my friends uhm 'Mary' and 'Sandy' suddenly bought matching shirts and I was not allowed to kick paper tissue packages in the hallways with them anymore which looking back was not a very good use of paper tissue packages but it was a dramatic 2 weeks for me but Mary did teach me how to build doors in Sims 2 and I'll never forget that Thank you Mandy I hope your Rabbit keeps winning prices we also have an ice cream machine now!! It's very good!! c: so far we have made chocolate ice cream rasperry ice cream and mango ice cream there also might have been lemon ice cream along the way but that tasted very much like egg because we put eggs in it I still can't really believe that you can put eggs into ice cream I always thought that eggs can only be cooked and now the recipies are telling me to just throw them in I am a little nervous about that but I do not question the eggs wishes have a nice day everyone!! （*´▽｀*） and thank you so much for your advice on how to stop the cat from pooping in the strawberries I am now collecting coffee ground and I hope it will stink the cat away I'm a bit sad because I would still like to see the cat but I would also like less poop on the balcony
Hey May 31th anon!! I hope the past year has been good. See you next year（*´▽｀*）
Tags: may 31th anon content warning for the may 31th tag this is the second version of this picture I don't think I ever uploaded the first one because in the first one the music looked like cartoon stinky clouds how are you friends!! can I tell you something horrifying about my strawberry bed so you know that all those strawberrys are dead but I still always water them with the other flowers because I thought hey maybe they'll come back to live but for the last week or so they would always smell SO BAD after a little water I did not think about that any further but yesterday the smell was so bad so I looked closer and you know what I found CAT POOP SO MUCH CAT POOP I have been watering CAT POOP for a WEEK I have not gone out to the balcony since I thought the cat and I were getting along I always say nja? njaaaa? when I see her and she responds by looking disappointed and now I have all this wet cat poop I've looked up solutions online and one of them was to get your own cat but I am not sure how I would tell my own cat to tell the other cat to not poop there maybe I'll just never go on the balcony again it now belongs to the cat
