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July 17, 2023
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Tags: selfie bee good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo it was heath ledgers face as the joker at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet he might have special abilities I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week miss you!! ♥♥♥

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May 31, 2023
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Hello may 31th anon! Look at that, another year behind us and a new one to come. Have a nice day! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

Hello may 31th anon! Look at that, another year behind us and a new one to come. Have a nice day! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

Tags: may 31th anon hello friends!! (｡’▽’｡)♡ how are you!! I missed you so much! I'm sorry that once again i have not been posting but I did that thing again where I got scared of posting I do not know why but it is the same with physical paper diarys I have 3 diarys and they all have 1 entry I think one just says 'I am ten' what have you been up to!! did you do something fun? is it summer too where you live? c: my tumblr messages seem to be broken! I'm sorry if you wrote something :C it just says 'no new messages' despite also saying new messages not a lot has happened here! I got a tomato plant and then I got very invested into the tomato plant and I have eaten three tomatos so far ( my roses are also doing well!! I just got a new yellow rose and since she got here she only made orange flowers I do not know the meaning of that but I am very thankful! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡ I love it when things are orange!! I've been trying to buy an orange shirt for the past 2 weeks but they always sell out before I get to them I'm also thinking about buying a jean jacket I have not worn a jean jacket for at least 15 years because one time in 7th grade  tthe girl behind me said that I was wearing a cool jean jacket and I just assumed that this was bullying for no actual reason but maybe she just thought that it was an acutal cool jean jacket we'll soon have out 10 year school reunion maybe I should ask her is anyone else going to a secret Sherlock phase again I just want to see that silly little hat again would sherlock holmes wear a jean jacket have a nice day everyone!! see you soon hopefully!! ♡＾▽＾♡

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February 01, 2023
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Tags: selfie bee me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!! did you have a lot of snow on christmas! we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c: do you have any plans for the new year? i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ I would also love to learn how to make a handstand imagine if you could just make yourself upside down but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ ) maybe I'll finally finish that website! new years are good and fun it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :) who knows what this year will bring! I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact I wonder how he is doing today since that moment I think about pheasants a lot I knew they were real but I had never seen one just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet get dry soon pheasants!! I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ I've finished it and its really really bad but I love it

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September 08, 2022
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Tags: selfie bee to be honest my stage 2 was just drawing the same picture of Helena Bonham Carter everyday I still have the folder friends not only did I drive a BIKE recently I also drove a CAR all on my own!! （*´▽｀*） It was very scary and I cried a few times but I did it in the beginning I had to do a few night shifts in a different city and there was to other way to get there and in the end it was fine I wonder what other things I am scared of are secretly fine phonecalls? math?? （●´･△･｀） I am actually avoiding math right this moment I've decided to learn how to sew a skirt and did you know that sewing is secretly math I did not know and now the skirt is very short and the living room is covered in yarn and I have not done any actual sewing yet but I will do it and maybe its just like driving and you just have to cry a little and then it will be fine the only truly bad thing that happened while driving is that I got into a thunderstorm one time and it was night and there were 300 trucks going to opposite way I tried to focus on the Lizzo song on the radio but I was also crying if you were a truck driver and you saw a woman 2 months a go at night driving a car crying while singing Juice! Juice! (´；д；`) I'm fine I hope you didn't also cry have a nice day friends!! I hope you're doing well!! ♥ :) I will now go back to the skirt

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September 08, 2022
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YES I am!! Sorry friends for dropping off the face of the earth, I got a job and I had to move and it was a lot. But I am less stressed now and I hope I can get back to posting more regularly!! I really missed it (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

I will never leave tumblr because there is no other place on the internet where I can tell people that 80% of the time when I try to introduce myself to someone in the office that I haven’t met yet I get so focused on smiling and holding eye contact that I forget the part where I actually have to introduce myself (°□°)

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Tags: HELLO FRIENDS how are you!! I missed you! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I hope you all had a good summer!! mine was very nice even though there was a lot of stress and new things happening suddenly there were so many adult things in my life that at the end of the day I just sat on the couch and watched decorating shows I love decorating shows but today they showed this decorating competition and one woman had to decorate her whole bedroom coral and then I knew it was time to go back friends I've done so many new things the past few weeks!! I've really underestimated what this new chapter of my life would be like it's very nice and I'm glad but I've never thought about things like insurance and taxes and parallel parking before and I'm in a new apartment and everything!! ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧ it is a very good apartment but the landlord left us so many of their chairs this does not sound like a problem but we also owned chairs before so our chair number is doubled now the kitchen is full of chairs the balcony is full of chairs I've hidden two chairs behind the TV but I can still see their chair heads and then I feel bad because they do not deserve this they should be roaming free also rode a BIKE they say you never forget how to ride a bike but my secret is that I never really knew how to ride one in Germany all students have to do a bicyle test in fourth grade and I was so bad that my teacher asked me afterwards if I had tried to confuse the other students I just said 'uh yes' and then he said ok and I passed with the worst bicyle grade of the whole school I hade made 8 bicyle mistakes I hope you're doing well friends!! see you soon!! have a nice day :)

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May 31, 2022
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Hey May 31th anon! （*´▽｀*）It’s been another year already! I hope you’re well. Thinking of you! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

Hey May 31th anon! （*´▽｀*）It’s been another year already! I hope you’re well. Thinking of you! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

Tags: may 31th anon drawing john is always such a good time for me :) you little circular angry man when you are reading this it is actually may 21th for me I'm scheduling this post because I currently cannot percieve weekdays for some reason last week I didn't realize it was my grandpa's birthday!! and when I remembered it was already 8pm and I was so sorry luckly he didn't mind at all grandma was not angry either she just said remember when you had croup? I can't believe that you went out and had croup like when I was a physical baby I did not go out and got croup recently but I did have a very fun city trip last week!! I went to Münster! c: I saw MANY baby ducks and friends you won't believe it I was window shopping at those fancy little stores and there was this one expensive furniture and decor store with all those little vases and candles and in the middle of all of this proudly on display was a BBC SHERLOCK HOLMES mug I cannot describe what I was feeling in this moment it felt illegal but it was a very cute mug it was probably very expensive but I wish I had bought it!! but my bag was already full of this little fruit snack I had bought earlier do you know that melon goes bad very quickly if you carry it around Münster for 6 hours in 25 degrees celcius I did not (I still ate it) have a good day friends <3 :)

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May 30, 2022
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Tags: selfie bee hello friends!! how are you doing!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ I'm very very tired today I woke up very early today because I took a driving lesson! I have had my licence for many many years now but I haven't driven in so long and when I tried I just turned on the windshield wipers again and again so I'm taking some refreshment lessons! I was really afraid of driving again but my new driving teacher is very nice (❁´‿`❁) my last one scared me a little because he talked a lot about bathroom renovation I just drove for an hour or so but I was so concentrated that I'm very tired now I have another lesson tomorrow because I deleted every information in my brain about how to park a car all those synapses are currently used to remember Godzilla facts another big news!! I saw a PHEASANT last week we almost hit it with the car but luckly it remembered in time that it was a bird and flew away I've NEVER seen a pheasant before!! ( ´ ▽ ` ) I knew that pheasants were real because my favourite cartoon as a child was animals of farthing wood and there's pheasants in it and then they get murdered and all the other animals are like 'oh well' but I had never seen one! I feel like a stronger person now one that can drive a car maybe even park one ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ have a wonderful evening friends <3

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February 14, 2022
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Tags: happy valentines day friends!! I hope you'll get to see many dogs today ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ god this always end up super crude I do not know how this happens cw sexual language is anyone else absolutely conviced that Dobby is green was he green in the books or is this just something my brain has decided because I want him to be a happy little frog guy and not a fleshy little man friends I just saw goats for the first time in 4 years and they were so good!! TWO of them were BABYS and very very very small (´▽｀;) they were so small that we could not feed them yet but I got one of them to smell my finger I feel like a completly new person I feel stronger I feel healthier I can probably do math!! the last time I saw goats was so long ago! we were going to this lighthouse and it was at the bottom of this really steep hill and I for some reason had only packed these sneakers from 8th grade back in 8th grade they were very good sneakers Janice from gym class saw them once and said 'these shoes look checked' i do not know what this means but they have been my only outdoor shoes since then but they are very old now and very slippery so going down to this lighthouse was mostly falling and sliding to the lighthouse and all around the way were these wild goats!! they just stood there and ate lighthouse grass and had a good time at first I thought 'oh no goats' when I saw them because they wanted to they could have just thrown me off the cliff I was defenseless and slippery but they didn't and I love them ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)♥ one of the goats had a BEARD there also was a pig that yelled at me I also love that pig have a wonderful day friends!! see you soon!!

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February 12, 2022
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Tags: selfie bee this is a big THANK YOU to all the fanfiction writers out there!! (´∇ﾉ｀*)ノ♥ isn't it amazing that there are people out there who just write MORE of your favourite stuff FOR FREE and making it BETTER absolutely amazing!! friends how are you friends I had the worst possible job interview last week it was for a traineeship at this TV station on the other end of Germany so it was a zoom interview I did not have all the qualitifcations they asked for but I thought 'aw the worst thing they can say is no! c:' so I applied anyway and they really asked me to do a zoom interview but they were so mad the whole time one of the women kept asking me 'If you really want to work for us then why AREN'T you already working for us' friends I almost got a nosebleed and then somebody asked 'well what did you like about our programm yesterday' and I said 'I liked your special about the seals' because I did like the seals and they said 'oh so you like SEALS' I did not know a response but that was alright because the woman just took out her phone and started talking to someone else they have not called me back since but I did get a toe infection the next morning so I went to the pharmacy and told the pharmacy women 'my toe is infected' I was very embaressed (｡•́︿•̀｡) but the woman was very nice and asked if it was a big infection or a small one so I said 'just a small one!!" and the woman got all sad and said 'oh okay' :( she was very nice still I hope I did not disappoint her too much with my barley infected toe have a nice day friends!! （*´▽｀*）sorry for talking about feet!!

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January 21, 2022
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Tags: harry potter I hope you are okay with McGonagall and Madame Pomfrey vaping in the school halls I hope you are also okay with how I drew the vape! I have never seen a vape up close how does the smoke get out is it like a blowdryer and it pumps you up?? that would be very scary friends how are you!! I hope you're doing welll c: friends I HAVE to tell you about what happened last week so last week I saw I had a missed call on my phone and I thought 'Yay!! That must be the place where I had this job interview' you know in that ghost city so I called back absolutely sure about who was going to pick up then someone on the other line is like 'hello?' and I am like Helloooo this is Franzi!! (: and the other line replies AND IT IS NOT THE GHOST CITY JOB IT IS AN ENTIRE DIFFERENT PERSON and they say 'hey this is the place you applied to would you like an interview' but I was so in shock about this not being the person I expected I had NOT LISTENED ABOUT WHO THIS WAS BUT I DID NOT WANT TO ASK SO I JUST SAID 'HAHA YES SURE' and she said 'haha yeah let us do a spontaneus online interview you know how it is with this job' AND I SAID 'YES' BUT I DIDN'T!!! AND THEN WE ARRANGED A MIRCOSOFT TEAMS INTERVIEW AND I DID NOT KNOW. I DID NOT KNOW FOR WHAT I have now googled the number and figured out who it was but friends I had to lay down afterwards but the people from last month's interview are probably not going to call anymore I think maybe they were the ghosts all along!! ( ´ ▽ ` )

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December 26, 2021
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Tags: hello friends!! how are you doing! c: I hope you're having a nice peaceful winter time with lots of cozy socks :) I'm really in a christmas mood this year! from my window I can always see the malfunctioning christmas tree on the other side of the road most of the time it is just glowing gently but then suddenly it starts blinking dangerously it is also on top of a roof I wonder if my uncle will put up his Frosty snowman on his rooftop this year! he bought the Frosty years ago but never put him up because grandma is against it maybe he will do it in secret like he is doing with his new porch grandma is not allowed to know about because he thinks she would be against porches they live in the same neighborhood and I do not know how much longer we can hide the porch ooh and I got to see A Christmas Carol again!! there is this play that comes to my hometown every year and it is so lovely last year it couldn't come but this year they were back!! it's always so fun they did have a new Bob Cratchit who just forgot what happened to Tiny Tim during his monolouge he was talking about how 'we should all think about Tiny Tim on christmas' and then his brain forgot the rest he just silently moved his mouth so Mrs Cratchit said 'because he is dead' I think he was crying I felt so bad I also never knew my text when I was in theatre class in high school I think a big part of why I was in thearte class was because I thought it would be like glee it was not like glee but because of glee I was friends with the girl in sports class who also couldn't do a roll forward A if you ever read this I hope your horse is doing well I hope you're doing well friends!! :) <3

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December 22, 2021
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Tags: I'm sorry Hades looks like a red Batman FRIENDS! MY MOM GOT A DOG A WHOLE ENTIRE NEW DOG AND I'M MEETING HER ON CHRISTMAS FOR YEARS I HAVE BEEN SENDING HER PICTURES OF DOGS YOU KNOW DOGS FROM THE ANIMAL SHELTER AND LAST WEEK I'VE SEND HER A PICTURE OF A DOG AND SHE SAID 'CUTE' THEN I GET A PICTURE OF THE SAME DOG AND I ASK 'MOTHER WHAT' AND SHE JUST REPLIED 'GETTING THE DOG' THEN NO REPLY FOR HOURS THEN A PICTURE OF THE DOG SLEEPING IN THE LIVING ROOM I can't wait to put a little bit of cheese on her head if she lets me my mother thinks her name should be Lotti which is very cute I could not convince her to name the dog Gouda I'm so happy!! I need to get her a christmas present!! C: this really was a wild past few days while this was happening I was all alone in a different city for a job interview I don't know how the interview went but it was a great adventure I was a bit scared before because I had never slept in a hotel alone or anything but it wasn't bad at all! the review I read online about the city which just said 'this city made me believe in ghosts' was not true in the end I only saw a little mouse being alone in a hotel wasn't that scary either! and it was only a little smelly but I did forget my hairspray and my hair was everywhere during the interview hairspray would also be a fun dog name or Pepsi!! have a nice day friends :) thank you for reading!!

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November 08, 2021
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Tags: sherlock I am once again sorry for making you remember this hello friends!! how are you!! I am doing very good there is this bird I have been feeding I bought this bird seed mix for birds at the grocery store but it only attracts this one hateful bird they come to the balcony every afternoon and only eat the sunflower seeds the rest of the seed mix is hatefully thrown on the ground I love them friends do you remember that the last time I drew a Sherlock comic it was followed by cursed events it happened again so 2 weeks ago I drew this and then I went to bed and I had this super lively dream that I had found 400 new Sherlock comics on my iPad but because they were all in Spanish I couldn't read them so I had a panic attack which woke me up AND MY BACK TOOTH WAS BROKEN so I called the dentist and HE WAS GONE ON HOLIDAY so I had to wait a week and when I saw him he only said 'yeah teeth do that sometimes' and that I really need to wear my mouth guard at night I said 'but I was wearing my mouth guard' and he said 'hehe sure :)' and that it was probably caused by eating cereal I trust him but I feel like it was still a little bit caused by the Sherlock curse I hope you're having a great autumn day C: be careful when eating cereal friends!!

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October 31, 2021
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Tags: selfie bee hello friends!! happy halloween!! C: I drew this instead of changing my gross bed sheets how are you doing! I am very excited about today being halloween even though I am not doing anything really but I have bought a lot of Ritter Sports Minis in case children come and want candy it's such a fun day I hope that one day it will be big in Germany too c: but to celebrate a little we made one of those cool american pies today I don't know what they are called it's one of those you always see in cartoons with the little criss cross pattern on top it mostly tastes like butter it was a great sucess C: also I am having a real job interview in a month!! it is the second round of that job thing I told you about I am already very scared I know that in theory I am a whole entire human adult who has a degree but I also know that I have never finished a Sims 100 baby challenge I hope they'll understand that my limit is usually at 20 babys have a nice spooky evening friends!! :) I think I will eat more cake now it's filled with cherries!! ٩( ᐛ )و the cherry tree in my parents garden has been dieing for years since my father chopped it in half this always ends up happening when he tries to 'trim the plants' but my mom also never stops him I think it's because she hopes that he ends up killing the ginkgo she secretly hates but the tree is just so strong

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September 29, 2021
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Tags: harry potter I am very sorry for every apostrophe in this comic I am pretty sure I did it the wrongest way every time back when we had apostrophes in English class I told my mother 'mother' 'I do not understand the apostrophes' and she said 'child I also do not understand the apostrophes' 'but our neighbour down the street is from England let us ask her' and she is this really sweet old lady and she made us tea and cake and then we sat down with my homework she took 1 look at it and said 'yeah no idea' she said no one really understands the apostrophes and that it is probably for the best if I never use them I remember no other advice from her because she had this enourmous cuckoo clock the birds were so big they were so big I was not able to learn anything more about apostrophes I still really like this neighbour she was never mad when I skateboarded into her yard and before the pandamic she would always celebrate new years eve with my grandma and they would get incredibly drunk also friends I had my first job interview last week!! it was not really an interview to be honest it was a test that comes before an interview I don't know how it went but we all got to keep the pen when I showed my father the pen he was really disappointed that I didn't steal it father why would I do that have a nice day everyone!! c: