floccinaucinihilipilification: Archive

May 31, 2018 2,152 notes

#may 31 anon #content warning about suicide mention in the may 31 anon tag #Hello everyone!! AAah I'm sorry for being so silent recently!! #but I'm soon hopefully maybe possible done with my bachelor and then I can draw all the ideas in my head c: #my thesis is a very fun topic! I'm writing about language studies with animals and I'm reading a lot about chimpanzees #did you know that some chimpanzees really like reading shoe cataloges #now that's in your head forever #and i got a cactus and my mom accidently slam dunked it onto the kitchen floor #she felt really bad about it but now the cactus is blooming so that might be a cactus hack #what have you been up to? c: #I feel a little scared when I go to the university libary to read chimpanzee books because my laptop keyboard is really loud #but when I try to read them at home I accidently do the 100 baby sims challenge again #or melt my computer mainboard again #it was really scary! my computer kept turning itself off and I thought this is it #the 61th sims baby was too much #but in the end it could be replaced quickly and all was well :) #see you soon!

May 3, 2018 21,084 notes

#selfie bee #guess who just bought a bibical amount of gouache #I can't wait until it arrives!! I the colours look so fun and happy c: #I hope this online order goes better than the strickers that arrived on monday #I ordered them a long time ago and forgot about them and then suddenly there is this little sticker package at the door #and when I picked them up I thought wow! these are some heavy stickers #turns out that I hadn't ordered one sticker package #I have ordered one sticker package six times #I mean I really like this green little cat but what am I going to do with 25 green cat stickers that say NO!! #I just don't say no that often in sticker form #but the green cat that is flipping an egg in the pan and lets it fall on the floor is great #she is a good friend #it's good to have 6 green cat egg friends #:) #I'm going to visit some friends in a different city today!! #my hair is still wet I hope the bus won't be cold #I hope you'll have a great weekend as well!

Apr 6, 2018 31,039 notes

#harry potter #happy weekend everyone! c: #when I was in first grade I remember the girl who sat next to me in class always wanted to play quidditch #but I didn't know what that was #and one day I was visiting her and the neighbor boys came over and were like 'let's play qudditch!' #and I said what's quidditch #and they said wait a second we'll show you #and they brought over their soccer ball and layed it carefully on the floor #and just started to beat the hell out of it #it was great #I think that girl has a horse now #you know what I don't really get about Hogwarts architecture #it was built somewhere in the year 1000 right? #but they didn't really have pipes back then right? #how could Mr Slytherin put the basilisk in the toilets without the pipes #I think they only had those wall toilets back then? those garderobes #I tried to find out more about it but the second link I clicked #only talked about how the artist Albrecht Dürer was caught building an illegal toilet in his kitchen #and now I'm too scared to go further #it's so sunny outside!! :) #I hope you'll get lots of sun today as well!

can you do a tutorial

Apr 5, 2018 3,807 notes

#Guess who made that vanilla sauce :c #I'm sorry it had some chewy bits #what's wrong with some chewy parts in the sauce #it like surprise food inside your food #I'm sorry for using your ask as a way of telling my egg smashing story!! #if you meant an art tutorial I'm using Photoshop CS6 and the hard round brush :) #how was your easter? I hope you're having a nice start into the spring! #Mine was very fun despite spending it full of egg #I saw two ducks!! :) #and a very big plastic bear #turns out that there is a local archery group who have rented part of the forest and they put up all those plastic animals #they look like big friends #and i bought a folder for my bachelor thesis! It's orange #orange is motivating orange things are always tasty #there was a time in my life where I ate a lemon every evening for absolutely no reason #this went on for 2 weeks and then all my teeth hurt #I do not recommend this #have a nice evening everyone :)

Mar 15, 2018 10,281 notes

#dragon bros #drawing fluffy clouds is the best thing #how are you doing friends? c: #i'm great because I am at least 30% certain that my chestnut trees survived the winter #they look a little sticky which I feel is a good thing #I'm not sure if they are really sticky because I'm afraid to kill them if I touch them #but they do feel sticky in my heart #i've send so many emails to the universities testing office the last week #I think at this point they have installed a little lamp in their office #and whenever they get a message from my account a page from my internship report just combusts into flames #I'm so sorry for all those mails but my internship professor still had not graded my internship report and thats okay #I just need it for starting my bachelor thesis #but then the office said they don't know where he is and if I like really need to write the bachelor thesis I need to find the a new one #so I went on the hunt #like some sort of phantom of the internhip #and I really found someone!! #and then the original professor emerged #but now I have already switched and I don't think I can write any more mails without getting a cape and throwing chandeliers #have a nice weekend everyone! c:

Feb 15, 2018 9,413 notes

#harry potter #these are way too late but it's never too late for love!! #nsfw language #I hope had a nice Valentines day :) #I'm sure you've spend it in great company because no matter what you did #you've also spend with yourself c: #I've spend parts of Valentines day at the doctors office because I felt really bad after I ate 4 packages of egg rolls this weekend #the doctor couldn't find anything so maybe this is just my natural egg roll limit #I've seen so many people in spring jackets today!! why are they so strong #there is still so much snow outside #which is great I bet the kindergarten kids up the street have tons of fun with it #when did my middle school internship there we once went sleighing with them #they just kept driving into each other they had a great time #all those children must be teenagers now #I hope they figured out not running into sleighs by now #do you know those UFO sleighs that would turn round and round while you went down the hill? #those were the best c: #I mean you would always fall onto your face #and hurt yourself #but in a fun way #not in the 4 packages of egg rolls way #have a nice weekend!! :)

Feb 10, 2018 14,595 notes

#selfie bee #I was in the unversity libary last week and my jacket kept making fart noises :c #and I forgot what my book looked like so I just kept circeling the same shelf #like a hungry bloated vulture #(the book was yellow) #thank you for your sweet messages about my internship!! It was a really fun time c: #They weren't even angry when I accidently ordered an extremely big book about mobile homes #I didn't really order it I just didn't stop it from coming and it was so big #really really big #it was at least 50cm of mobile homes #I looked up some size examples on google so you can imagine it better #but the only example I found is that 50cm is 'as wide as a fridge door' #and I don't know if this is very helpful #it was a really beautiful book but it was just too big #ooh and I finally bought a hot water bottle!! its great! :) #my mom always said that they are super dangerous but that's only because a friend of hers always #sat on hers during car rides until it exploded #have a nice weekend everyone!! :)

Jan 19, 2018 21,003 notes

#medusa #Don't worry no one was hurt #Medusa just wanted to prank some people #Happy late 2018 everyone!! How have you been? c: #I'm done with my internship and aah I missed the internet why are people eating laundry pods #I drank dish liqud like once as a child and my family still brings it up #our cinema is doing a 24 hour Harry Potter movie marathon soon and I am tempted #but then I remember that Twilight marathon back in the day and how my entire body was just in pain by the time they finally married #and the next day I had a Physic test and I only got one point #and the teacher said I could save my grade by making a presentation about planet movement #But Jessie got the same presentation topic and then I didn't have to do it anymore because I think he forgot and in the end I got a D #I think a Harry Potter Marathon would just kill you #in a good way #I never saw the latest twilight film! #I think deep down I fear that if I do that the spell will break and that I will have to do my planet movement presentation at last #and somebody stole all of the fatballs!! #all of them!! #I suspect it were the racoons next door #that would be okay they have cute tiny hands #but why would you eat the string as well #that can't be good for your racoon body :c #one string was still hanging on the tree for a day and then it was gone #who came back for the string #I hope they made friendship barcelets

Dec 13, 2017 15,627 notes

#harry potter #hello everyone!! long time no seen! I hope you had a nice past few weeks := #*:) #the internship has been a little stressful but it's also really fun #I have gotten pretty quick at wrapping things and I'm not hurting myself on the tape dispenser anymore and the shop next door has really cru #nchy pretzles #you know even if crookshanks just brought Sirius order to the store #did no one notice that the account they withdrew money from was from a mass murderer on the loose #Or is Sirius Black just a really common name #there was a man at the store today who was really angry that we had another Mr. Miller in the adress book #He didn't want us to remove the other Mr Miller or anything he was just feeling so hurt #said that every store in town is confusing him for the other Mr Miller #there was pain in his eyes #do you remember when my father got me that 1L can with 'American Coke' last year for christmas? #I got a 'Cowboy Cocktail' this year #I'm not sure if it tasted like Cowboys but it was great #the back of the can says that it was made in Amsterdam so maybe it's the taste of Netherland Cowboys #OOh and I was a Santa last week!! It was so cool! #I always wanted to be a mall Santa but mall Santas aren't a thing here #but we have the St Nicolaus day where children go from store to store and say a poem to get candy #and last week I had candy duty and I got to wear a Santa hat!! It was everything I ever wanted from life #:') #My favourite were the children who forgot their poem halfway through it #and then they just said something like #'I'm a little frog have a nice life" #like that's a good attitude about life

Nov 3, 2017 39,654 notes

#selfie bee #and this is why I can't throw those fidghet spinners away #what if they start to sing that sad 'when she loved me' song from toy story 2 #I mean I didn't love them #but my father has bought so many fidghet spinners over the past year #every family member has at least 3 at this point #he just really likes fidget spinners #I hope you're having a nice weekend! :) #I'll go to the cinema today #we'll see a movie where my brother has send a prop to #if you're going to watch Fack ju Göhte3 watch out for one of those mobile terminals that those ticket checkers in trains always have #if you're seeing it you're seeing something my brother put in a box #I think the thing I'm looking most forward to with the internship is that I'll finally get to use that pokemon lunch box #I mean it's really tiny and I'm not sure if it will stay closed #but it's so cute!! #maybe if I put it into a bigger lunch box

Nov 3, 2017 1,752 notes

#AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME #wood burning is so difficult! #I have only done it once and it turned out so sad #during confirmation camp we all had to make terrible chairs and then we could decorate them with wood burning #I tried to make a star but I actually just made a sadness #oh god that must have been ten years ago #I wonder where that chair is now #I wonder what happened to that camping ground #we weren't allowed to use the sinks in the building for some reason #so we all had to do our dishes in that bucket #and when it was my turn there were so many leftover sausages swimming around in the bucket #I feel like this would be my boggart form #the sausage bucket #just flying out of Professor Lupins closet #and the sausages whisper with the pastors voice 'WASH US' #I think we just ended up using the sinks in the showers #I only moved in groups that weekend because my brother told me that an evil bird lived on the camp ground #a children attacking bird #looking back this was probably a dirty lie #a lie as dirty as a sausage bucket #and I played with a baby cat yesterday! #a friend got a second cat #it made really tiny meows #:))) #submission

Oct 24, 2017 11,086 notes

#harry potter #hello everyone!! how are you doing? c: #I hope oyu're having a great autumn! #my internship at the bookshop starts pretty soon and I'm starting to get nervous aaah #we all have a designated internship professor and I still have to catch mine #he has no consulation hour or anything and his name is scary #it's something like Professor Talon #birds are scary #I had a super scary dream last weekend listen #I dreamed that JK Rowling tweeted that Bellatrix real name was Bellotrix #and that we can't call her Bellatrix anymore #and that she was actually 60 years old #and she kept tweeting pictures of grandmas and I woke up so emotional #I think those are internship emotions #but there is an ice cream shop right next to it so I'm sure it can't go that bad c: #are you playing cuphead? It's really fun! #I'm still stuck at the frogs because that's too much jumping #jumping is never good #except when you have a trampolines #but everything is better when you have a trampoline #we had one when we were kids it was awesome #I remember taking great naps on it

Oct 8, 2017 1,973 notes

#please don't take the tags away from me tumblr :c #I hope it wasn't because the tags were too long but I'm sure I used longer ones in the past #I clicked on the edit theme thing that day but I didn't edit anything #is this a halloween thing please help #have you already done halloween things? #I think I should get some halloween candy #the last and only time a child showed up at our door at halloween we didn't expect it #we only had a tiny snickers #okay let's try to do some really long tags and see what happens #last week I finally sorted out my terrible middle school jeans #to be honest they were my terrible high school jeans too #and my terrible college jeans #there was one with sunflowers on them and I actually kind of still like them but they are just too small and the last time #I wore them a window fell out of our classroom #but it was okay because it wasn't a real school building #I think it was history class #or latin #i don't know it was always really warm in there #and the building got snowballs banned on the school ground because you could throw them really far from there and that could hurt the little #children #graffitti was banned too because graduates used to be allowed to draw graffitti on the ground after they graduated #but then someone drew a playboy bunny or something on the parking lot and the nuns got upset

Oct 6, 2017 30,629 notes

#looking back at this i am not sure if 'bay' and 'bae' sound similar enough for this to make sense but I guess this is how it is now #:) how are you doing! #are you having a nice autumn! #mine is pretty great so far I had a birthday and there is lots of wind outside #if you are in germany I hope you didn't get in train trouble yesterday! #those clouds are really spooky looking #I'm a bit sad that we don't really do Halloween over here but at least we have the spooky clouds c: #speaking of spooky do you think it's a good idea to watch the new IT movie alone no one else wants to see it #or is it too spooky? #oh my god do you know that marsupilami movie from 2013 #I don't know it but it looks very scary #if you don't know it the marsupilami is like some kind of cartoon ape #and my dad was really into it when he was young and to impress my mom he once put a giant marsupilami sticker on her car while she was at wo #rk and she never managed to get it off and then they married #I'm convinced that this was dark marsupilami magic #it has tiny human hands #it #it's too powerful

Sep 16, 2017 793 notes

#AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME #smolfoxbaby #I understand that she lost her earrings I have lost so many earrings in my life #the only complete pair that I've had for more than 2 years are little Santa Clause heads and I'm not brave enough to wear them outside of de #cember #do you remember the scary donald/spiderman poster in my university? #someone wrote me a really calming message #maybe spiderman and donald are sitting down and holding hands so maybe Goofy does not have to be 3 feet tall!! #I would also mean that Spiderman has super tiny hands but I can live with this kind of knowledge #I'm still so excited about that internship!! c: I still have to find out which professor is my internship professor #everyone else has seen theirs on the internship professor list that hung somewhere during orientation week 2 years or something ago #but during that orientation week I accidently went to the orientation of a degree course I didn't take and I was so confused because they we #re talking so much about statistic and oh god that was such a confusing week #i never saw those people again but I hope they are having a good time studying those scary scary statistics #submission

Sep 15, 2017 40,699 notes

#harry potter #I hope I got all the snake facts correct!! #it seems like the pupil thing is actually indicating if the snake is active at night or at day and most venemous snakes are night owls #someone on instagram said that a safe way to tell if a snake is venemous is to look at the shape of their anal plates #but I guess that this is a pretty rude move #snakes are really sweet!! I've only met one but it was a really nice one #in elementary school we once had a snake day where they invited that snake and we could all pet it #the snake man was not really into telling us cool snake facts sadly #he only said that you can't drop a snake after you fed it because then it would explode #I hope that snake is doing well #and psst please don't tell anyone but my uncle is getting a really cute dog c: #it's still a secret because my grandmother is kind of I don't know #she is kind of judging the dogs mothers morals because they don't know who the dogs father is #I'm sure he was a good boy grandma #Ooh and I got that internship!! #the woman was so nice to me I hope I'll do a good job #it's right next to an ice cream shop this is going to be great

Sep 6, 2017 8,246 notes

#cw genitals #hello friends!! sorry for the long silence ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ #I was internship hunting but I'm hopeful that I'll find one soon and then I can do my bachelor and be free #today someone called back!! they were really super nice on the phone and I was so shocked they said hello and I said hello and then they sai #d 'oh you applied for an internship?' #and I just said nothing #no answer #luckly they started talking again because otherwise I would be still sitting there breathing into the phone #I really hope this works out and that they don't remember that I threw a tantrum in their store when I was 9 (?) because I wanted to buy the #new artemis fowl book but it wasn't there #(turned out that it had not been released yet) #I love those house makeover shows!! 10 years ago a really great one aired in germany #I think it was called something like 'help! the devils are loose in my home!' #and their thing was that the children could choose the 'house theme' and the parents would not know until the reveal #they would turn the houses into like jungles and spaceships and stuff #it was great but it was stopped after like 1 season because one family wanted to sue because their house was turned into a castle and they d #id not have a bedroom anymore or something #and their lawyer said that such destruction can not be expected from a home makeover show #but I mean the title did include both 'help' and 'devil' #I hope you're doing good!!

Aug 8, 2017 141,243 notes

#hello!! how are you doing? c: #I'm fine! I'm not sure if my chestnut trees are fine too they all have developed brown leaves #I don't know yet if it's death or just autumn #I'm enjoying the free semester break #even though there is still one more class to come #and I'm not looking forward to it because last week I noticed something about the cafeterias decoration and I can't stop thinking about it #you know we have these really cute posters that show cartoon characters holding hands #like on the posters are just hands #and in the cafeteria is that cute drawing of donald duck and spiderman holding hands #there is also something written under them but I never manged to read it because its tiny #and its really cute and everything #but lately I've been thinking #on the poster spiderman and donald duck have the same hand size #which means that in this interpretation donald duck is as tall as spiderman right? #according to the marvel wiki spiderman is 5 feet and 10 inches #which is 1m 78cm #which means donald duck is 5 feet 10 inches tall as well #and thats already terrible #but you know whats really bad #Goofy is in almost every cartoon 2 times as tall as Donald is #that means according to the cute gay spiderman/donald poster goofy is 11 feet 3 inches tall #thats 3m 50cm #thats just thats way too much goofy #goofy could be in your lawn and look into the second floor of your house without any struggle #just imagine the size of his teeth #maybe thats what the tiny text says

Jul 27, 2017 8,114 notes

#selfie bee #this is about my big fear i feel about meeting an actually super sweet friend in the subway because her birthday was like 3 weeks ago and an #other friend of mine gave me a present for her because I live closer to her but then i fogot it in another city and I couldn't rescue is yet #I can visit the present tomorrow but until then I'm hiding #how are you doing? c: #I think I kind of forgot how to walk in socks #it's the first time I am wearing socks in weeks and everything is so slippery #especially the last three steps on the staircase! #i've tried changing the socks but it did not change anything #except the socks #of couse I could just not wear any but it's really cold even though its still summer holiday time here #I hope if you are having summer break right now you aren't too said about the weather #maybe the rest will be better!! I think you have 2 more weeks? #I walked by the elementary school today and there was light in the bathroom #once while I went to that school there was one summer break where a wild hog ran full speed into the bathroom door and then it died #so that was probably the hog ghost #I hope its not bored during the summer break with no one to spook #this is such an evil bathroom #I do not know the circumstances but 2 years or so ago there was a sign on the bathroom door with a lot of that 'do not cross!!" tape #and the sign read 'wasp protection zone' #I still think about that a lot #I think I've read once that in autumn all wasps die and only the queen survives #so maybe the hog ghost has 300 wasp ghost friends #I hope I'll never find out #have a nice day everyone :)

Jul 20, 2017 2,543 notes

#AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME #IT'S SO CUTE #iwantyourovaries #I think the 'roommate' shirt is really kind of cool but i've never had a roommate so it would be a lie shirt #the mannequin is gone!! #I am not sure yet if this points to it being haunted or it being not haunted #I can't really imagine the waste glass people taking it with them #It didn't look very much like waste glass #no matter how many egg cups I put away daily I always find a new one somewhere on my desk #I do not eat that many eggs #maybe I just think that I put them away and then I don't #and then I forget about them and I just think it's a new egg cup every time #I wish you all a fun weekend! c: #submission

Jul 18, 2017 41,598 notes

#selfie bee #semester break starts tomorrow!! c: #and then it's my mothers birthday and then it's my uncles birthday and there will be endless cake #it will be great #also I think I saw a haunted mannequin today #I wanted to take the bus to the city because I needed wrapping paper without christmas motives on them #and also something to wrap #and at the bus stop there was a fully dressed mannequin at the waste glass container at the bus stop #I think that's pretty haunted #a man walking his dog made eye contact with her and then started running #but she was wearing a really cute outfit so she's probably very nice when she haunts you #always offering you tissue paper and a half of her sandwhich #but on the sandwitch is a really big slice of that smelly pink sausage so you say no but it's still really sweet of her to ask #she even had that nice girl haircut you know that long bob #next month is the our first high school reunion #I hope until then I managed to make a doctor appoinment about that wart on my finger #but I know of at least one person from my class who also got a wart on her finger since graduation #so maybe that's a thing

Jul 12, 2017 15,309 notes

#harry potter #sorry for the long silence everyone!! o(；△；)o #I had to make a book presentation and the person I was supposed to do the presentation with fought with the professor and then she didn't wa #nt to do it anymore and then I had to read 3000 books about how 3 people #standing in a room actually represent jesus #I think the presentation turned out okay!! c: the professor ran out during it because he forgot his own book but he came back #and that what I was doing the last weeks #and I had a cough and made really bad cookies #the recipe said that the cookies were supposed to be in the oven for only 5 minutes but I didn't trust that #there were 3 eggs inside #3 eggs feel to dangerous to only put them in the oven for 5 minutes #so left them in for 50 minutes #which sort of completly burned them #but they were also still soft #it was really sad because I sacrificed an entire bag of cherries for them #maybe this is the reason why my mother gets so nervous every time I say that I can totally bake all the cakes for her birthday #I hope you were having a good time as well! (:

Jun 22, 2017 8,436 notes

#dragon bros #there is a thunderstorm outside!! #it so cool!! #it has been very hot all day so its a nice refreshing :) #I haven't got my pencil back #but I also forgot how the person looked like who I borrowed it so I just hope it has a nice new home #I googled grapefruits did you know that they have a lot of vitamin C #I only drank grapefruit juice once and it was the worst time I ever had with juice #It looks so fun and then you taste it and everything is sad #my mom likes it but she is pretty hardcore #you know the most mysterious thing happened yesterday #I woke up and the floor was covered in tiny balls #tiny metal balls #they were everywhere #and I assumed that they somehow came from our hallway renovation because I don't know #so vacuumed them away #hours later I see more and more tiny metal balls #but I see no tiny metal balls in the hallway #so I investigated #and you know what it was #it was the tape dispender!! #somehow the tape dispender broke at it's base and it was filled with tiny metal balls #I fixed it with well tape #but I'm not really over this yet #are all tape dispenders filled with metal balls #who makes them #what else was filled with tiny metal balls the whole time #I forgot the white dragons nostril again #I hope you are having a nice day #my marmelade didn't really get hard

Jun 14, 2017 56,247 notes

#selfie bee #I'm sorry to everyone who I have every texted 'how are you' and then never replied #also sorry to everyone who had my number during that one phase I had where I would text people rat pictures I found on the internet #I just thought they were cute #you know yesterday was the second time someone told me about the #terrible presentation someone held in professor b's class last semester #you know #the one I held #I think I made a D: face because halfway she realized that it was me and changed the topic to her book club #sounded like a really nice book club though #also I think the boy next to me in that class stole my pen #it wasn't really stealing he whispered 'PEN?' and I gave him a pen #he never said he would give it back #but we were watching a series about a brave dog in that class and it was really captivating so I can see why we both forgot about the pen #it was Lassie!! Do you know Lassie #she's that brave dog and every episode she saves some child from drowning #aw man I really liked that pen #I once thought that someone had stolen my flute when I was in elementary school and cried the whole time and at the end of the day it had be #en on the kitchen table the whole time #I hated that flute #why can't be my pen at the kitchen table #also my father is renovating the hallway #which is pretty cool because our old dog ate a lot of the paint from the walls #but he is also putting in a new ceiling #and for that he is removing the old ceiling #which has been in there for 25 years #that is 25 years of dead spiders in the ceiling #he is a strong man

Jun 9, 2017 47,533 notes

#selfie bee #I'm sorry that the content on this blog hasn't have much variety lately :c I felt a bit art blocked recently but I think I'm over it #I think it was because university was so relaxed recently #when I have too much free time I just do the Sims 3 100 baby challenge over and over #but yesterday I finally went to the professor who I thought had lost my paper!! do you remember?? #turned out that it was in his g folder the entire time #he said that the g stands for 'not read' #in german language it does not make sense either but he was so nice and sweet and apologized a lot and then I apologized a lot and then he s #aid that he liked foxes and I said I also liked foxes and he is the nicest professor ever #years ago we had baby foxes living in the field in front of our house that was awesome c: #there also was a swan once but they are mean #too powerful #too many teeth #And I cleaned up my desk #drawers yesterday and found so much old art and for some reason when I was 13 I exclusively drew girls with cabbage heads #there also was a terrible poem about a girl with a cabbage head #was mostly about how she was sad about having a cabbage head

Jun 8, 2017 19,000 notes

#harry potter #drawing draco always makes me a little nervous I feel like every moment he will turn his head to me and make fun of my hair #when I was a child my best friend had a big brother who was allowed to buy teenager magazines and after he read them we were allowed to read #them and one day there was a tom felton 'autograph' included and I was so jealous of it #she kept it kind of hidden at her bedside but since was this around the Chamber of Secret movie his yellow hair was so bright it shined dire #ctly into my heart #CoS was such a cool book c: I have the headcanon that after the events Lucius was so embarrsed of the whole thing #he didn't tell anyone that dobby got free he just started to secretly do all of the housework #but he was really bad at it and always burned the food and washed the clothes too hot #and everybody kind of knew but never said anything #until one day they just sat down and decided together that dobby was dead and then they never talked about it again #I love that Draco continued naming his child after #sort of reptily animals #a scorpion is not really a reptile I'm sorry #actually it's probably very far away from a reptile #but how else can you express it #I can't say mythological animals I am pretty sure scorpions are real #actually maybe dragons and scorpions have nothing in common at all #but it just feels like it #like roaches #I hope Scorpius names his son Roach

May 31, 2017 14,643 notes

#dragon bros #this is the only version where the dragon has a nostril in the last panel #I saw it too late on instagram and facebook #the shame #I saw the dog who ate a pen again today!! #He fell asleep and class and then he yawned and waddled with his legs #I love him #I remember nothing else from that class #I'm going to make a rasperry cake tomorrow!! #I think I like rasperrys more than strawberries #because they grow up tall and you don't have to rob in the dirt to get them #I think that's nice of them! #we also have some blackberries in the garden #in theory at least #because my father build a garage on them #they do not see the sun #that's why I planted my chestnuts in pots and not in the garden #I fear my father would build a garage on them #you know in the fantastic beasts movie #the first time we see tina #you know when she's listening to the second salemers in front of the bank #while reading a newspaper and looking totally unsuspicios #you know in that moment she's eating a hot dog #and then 2 seconds later we see her in the bank and she is spying on Newt #her hot dog is gone!!! #the entire hot dog!!! #I don't think that she could eat an ENTIRE hot dog in that amount of time #it was still a full hot dog #where did it go tina #maybe she just put it into her pocket

May 31, 2017 2,816 notes

#may 31th anon #cw suicide #gnaww I still love these two #but I have to confess that I still haven't watched the latest episode #first I had a bad cold and then the dog was a boy all along and now I don't know #I got a new tip for my pen!! for the first time ever!! c: #it's pretty cool it's one of those felt tips #I didn't knew it was a felt tip when I got it #I didn't even knew there were felt tips #this is just like when I was 12 and really wanted to watch edward scissorhands and then accidently bought a blue ray disc because I didn't k #new what they were and just thought it was a cool looking blue DVD cover #we didn't have a blue ray player #no one has ever watched that disc #I think we ended up storing it in a kitchen cabinet for six years #and then we renovated the kitchen and now it's gone #got it on DVD eventually #I saw the best thing last sunday! #there was a mom and a dad and a baby and the dad was eating a sandwhich #and the mom had the baby strapped to her chest #and the mom wanted a bite of the sandwhich as well so the dad like put it into her face #and she took a bite #and then the entire salad fell out of the sandwhich #onto the baby #the entire baby was full of salad #but it had a great time #I aspire to be that baby #just with less salad on my head

May 23, 2017 21,672 notes

#harry potter #DID YOU KNOW THAT BEZOARS ARE REAL #THEY ARE!!! #I WANTED TO GOOGLE THE SPELLING AND THEN I FOUND ARTICLES ON THEM #it's those balls cats and birds cough out when they have eaten little prey animals and they can't dissolve their bones and hair!! #so since the harry potter wizards only mention goat Bezoars that either means that they live in a twisted world where goats prey on mice #or that WE live in a world where goats prey on mice #D: #a goat bit my hand at a petting zoo once and I just thought that it wanted to have the goat snacks in my hand #BUT MAYBE I HAD BEEN THE SNACK #I'm too afraid to google and further #but I went to the doctor to get my ear saved #it was pretty scary because I was the 4rth person in line at the doctors office #and all those people went in the doctor room #but no one came out #turned out that he had a second door in his room that went outside #but those were some stressful ten minutes of waiting #but my ear is happy again and so am I c:

May 19, 2017 2,981 notes

#Submission #platinum-boomerang #AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME #I smell so hard like onions right now #I sort of poked my right ear to death with a qtip #again #and the local doctor is already closed #and on the internet it said put an onion on your ear and it will heal #now I have a hurt ear and smell like onions #I would recommend to not trust the internet on onion related health tips #trust your doctor #our village doctor is pretty cool he once did CPR on a dog #the dog still died but at least he tried I guess #remember those chestnuts I planted last winter? two of them are growing now!! c: #but yesterday when I checked on them they had vine fretters #I brushed them off but know the little trees are looking a little sad #I'm sorry trees #I wonder if they want some onions #but maybe this is just how baby trees look after rain? #I think I'll put the big one in a bigger pot #I wish school would teach us about caring for baby trees #and less latin #submission

May 5, 2017 66,952 notes

#harry potter #of course hermione had great hair in all books #but that yule ball scene was so important to me #I always imagined my prom to be like that #but then it wasn't because I accidently got the most poofy and sparkly dress on purpose #it even had poofy roses #and the hair dresser had tried to do something cool with loose strands of hair hanging out of the main hair #but I was so sweaty in that dress that those loose strands turned into sweat antennas in then minutes #glittery sweat antennas #I was grace #you know the hall we had our prom in is also the hall were our cities anime convention is held in every year #it's a good place #prom was really fun! c: #but I think there is a reason why mother never put up the pictures on the wall #the reason is poofy and sweaty

May 4, 2017 14,408 notes

#selfie bee #a quality post after a like 2 week long break #hello friends!! how are you? c: #the new semester has started and it's awesome #I'm taking a course about dogs #it turned out that I cannot actually like use the course but I love it too much to stop #yesterday there was a REAL dog in the class and it ate a pencil and then it made BLEBLEBLE #he is a good boy #and I finally went to the dentist after I forgot my appointmet! #the dentist said that I need to stop brushing my teeth so hard because I sort of brushed away my teeth flesh #I feel like teeth flesh is not the right vocabulary for it #sometimes things are so scary in english #I remember being in grade six and we read a text in our english textbook and it was a story about one kid watching her younger brother #and then the child says to the brother #'Brother! Keep your eyes peeled!' #and the class just #revolted #turned out that this means keep your eyes open #VERY open #it was one of the better stories in the book #the rest were all about that kid coming back from space camp and then she gets bullied because the other kids were jealous #that was never resolved in the next book they just all build a treehouse and then the treehouse fell out of the tree #and they had that pet turtle that was part helicopter and that was never explained #I want to keep my teeth flesh :c #but I also want to clean my teeth with POWER #and they renovated the university libary #I got very lost in the university libary yesterday

Apr 13, 2017 27,047 notes

#harry potter #gendered slurs #sexual language #happy easter time everyone! c: #I remember being so upset about Krum having a buzz cut #but their cool dance with the sticks and the fire made up for it #the butterfly thing was also cool but it would have been better if they had been on fire #when I was in elementary school a kid in my class said they had a pet butterfly but she also said that she had dug it up in the garden so it #probably wasn't true but now she has a horse so I think things worked out for her #I went to sind karaoke with her once but there were not enough microphones so I just sang into my hand pretending that I held one #it did not make it less awkward #I got some bunny stickers for easter to put on things #In the store they looked super cute because they have a little cotton ball glued on their butt #now that I have put the stickers on presents I have noticed that the sticker makers have marked the place to put the cotton balls with a lit #tle dot #but sadly the cotton ball isn't really glued on the dot but a little next to it #what I am saying is that the bunnies are having giant buttholes #happy easter grandma

Apr 7, 2017 25,698 notes

#selfie bee #it's almost time to dye eggs for easter!! #I think I will try to stay to the basics this year because last year I tried to get a super deep colour and left them in the dye too long #which dissolved the eggs shell a little but it was okay you just had to be very nice to them #and the year before that I tried to do a cool gradient and rolled the eggs in ALL THE DIE and it made them all look so dirty and my grandma #was so disgusted #not in a mean way more like worried #'did you meant to do that child' #I said yes because I was ashamed but I think it just confused people more #one time when my mom and dad were young my mom painted an egg for him with nail polish because she wanted to give him a really pretty egg fo #r decoration #and my dad was really happy about his shiny egg #and immediately ate it #and got really sick because the egg was soaked in entire bottle of nailpolish #I think this year they are just giving each other some socks

Apr 6, 2017 15,609 notes

#harry potter #all this advertising for the new smurfs movie is bringing back so many conflicting memories #do you know those terrible haribo gummy smurfs #our school had a kiosk that sold those #and it was run by middle schoolers #probably to teach us something about economis or something #but in reality we all just dreamed of the power to be in charge of 200 gummy smurfs #so one day I was a middle schooler and the day arrived our class would be running the kiosk #we were split into groups of 3 and every group then had 2 weeks of smurf duty #and it was intense #all the kids just stuck their arms into the kiosk window and screamed for smurfs #but the thing was that we had but the smurf bucket very close to the window #because we didn't really think this through #and one day we noticed we made too little money compared to the smurfs that were missing #and I got so scared #because I had been at the window that day and feared that I had given a kid a smurf without collecting money for it #and with the money we were supposed to go to a class trip #I put 2 Euro extra into the money jar to cover up for the crime but word got around and we had to have a class conference about this and #during the next break out group met up at the kiosk and that one kid Josie just said 'You know that i've been eating the smurfs right' #and another kid then said 'Yeah i've been eating the smurfs too' #turned out that everybody had been eating the smurfs #I wish I could tell you I stayed on the path of truthfulness but in the next break I ate a lollipop before the kiosk opened #at least it wasn't a smurf #and you know what two years later the kiosk was closed and turned into a shop that sold school shirts and stuff #crime ruins everything

Mar 24, 2017 11,378 notes

#harry potter #I handed in my last sociology paper ever in today!! I'm free!! :))))) #that means if I pass #but I have researched so many things like for example if you are in germany and a wolf eats your cat you can go to the gouvernment and ask t #o be paid back in natural produces #but you need to proof that it was a wolf #then you get like I dont know #3 potatoes #I don't think any cats have been eaten yet or if the law has been passed yet #but I will let you know if there are any news #I think I'll miss the sociology classes a little it was pretty interesting sometimes and they have the coolest building and one time a nice #girl gave me an orange #it didn't even have pits in it #was a great orange #I have never seen her again after that but in that lecture was also a husky #I got a D in that course #I also missed a dentist appointment this week :c #I thought it was next month but then it wasn't #I haven't been brave enough yet to call the dentist to apologize and make a new one #they have this giant glass wall with orchids at the reception #and it's so threatening #there is also text printed on the orchid saying stuff like #'NEVER FIGHT IS WILL MAKE YOU SAD AND YOU HAVE GOD INSIDE YOU' #they are really good dentists #but I don't trust the orchid #back in the day they just had a drawer and if you were a kid you could get small toy out of it after your appointment #I once got 3 tiny screwdivers #they are amazing #I think I call them monday #I finished the giant coke today and I think my teeth now need all the help they can get

Mar 16, 2017 896 notes

#AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME #kitten-with-too-many-ships #this is embarassing but I had to google which one was named squadrick #and I found two dragon bro fanfictions #!!!!! #this is so cool :') #they are full of puns and love #I want to draw them again so much #I'm currently writing a billion papers for university but I hope I'll soon find time to draw more bad puns #thank you for sticking around even if this blog gets a littel quiet sometimes :) #do you remember the 1L 'XXL AMERICAN' canned coke my father got me for christmas? #I started drinking it on Monday #there is still so much inside #and it's so sweet #maybe this is why these papers are still not finished #drinking this can takes up at least 5 hours every day #and yesterday there was this enourmous fly on my desk #and I haven't seen it yet today #I fear #have a nice day everyone c: #submission

Mar 10, 2017 49,620 notes

#selfie bee #I did this comic at least a month ago but I didn't like it enough to post it but now I have to because I have an urgent question #the word dank #is it a good word? #is a dank thing a good thing? #I always thought it was #but lately someone said to me that a dank meme is the opposite of a fresh meme #that a dank meme is an old meme that is not good anymore #and I said no a dank meme is a meme that is still strong and good #even after a long time #and that happened like 2 weeks ago but today I remembered it and googled it and it turns out that dank is a different word for 'cold and wet #and now I just don't know anymore #this is just like when I was 13 and thought that 'awesome' meant the same as 'awful' because it both starts with aw #so I left comments on deviant on pictures I really liked going like 'oh wow!! this is SO awful!! :) <333' #I still so sorry #:( #this week 4 years ago was my final english exam in high school #it was something about that george clooney movie where he rides a lot planes #I think #I remember writing 'carbon footprint' #but I remember nothing about dank #it's so sunny today c: I hope my chestnuts have survived the winter #I hope you are having a nice weekend as well!! <3

Feb 24, 2017 167,529 notes

#selfie bee #I think youtube know when I am alone somewhere #that is when it's showing me 'top 10 most haunted houses' #it also knows when I want to show someone something on my youtube app #that is when it's showing 'top 10 pimple popping clips' #it's so sunny outside today!! :) #you know tumblr send me a mail last week #and told me about how my blog turns 4 this month #4 years!! that's so long! #I once had to do an internship and I did it at our local kindergarden and 4 year old kids are already pretty smart and nice and everything #except one kid who beat me with an axe #not a real axe #but a real beat #but why were we making axes in the first place #what did we expect #and there was one child who had a toy dragon called dragoni and after 3 weeks I found out that he was my cousin #he must be 12 now or something like that #4 years!! 4 years ago I was studying for my high school exam #´the final exam I mean #I remember nothing #except for the math thing #we could decide which kind of exam we want to do and I wanted to do a presentation because I am really not good at doing a math #and my presentation was about how one can calculate pi by throwing #toothpicks on the ground? #I am not sure #I could not calculate pi #I got 5 points for that presantation #4 years!! #wow c: #I hope you'll stick around for the next 4 years!

Feb 14, 2017 33,748 notes

#harry potter #sexual language #I hope this is how stuff like this is tagged! #happy valentines day everyone c: #I hope you are spending it with someone nice #spoiler: you are because you are nice and are with yourself #the first days of university break are always so mysterious #like I have to study but I also have to do the 100 baby challenge in the Sims #I am at baby 17 and at this point I do not want more babies #at first I wanted to do the volemort one about his daughter Dolphin but I couldn't #I do not hate the Cursed Child but #I mean #the man has no nose #why would he skip the nose and #you know that theory that he went for the bald and nose-less look because he didn't want anyone to steal his DNA for polyjuice potion? so wh #y keep his #DNA gun #I don't know why I'm writing about this let's not talk about that #when I was in school the school tried to make it a thing that you could buy anonymous roses for your friends but no one did it #but you could also buy them chocolate santa clauses during christmas time and that was war #they were called Santaninis #and whoever got the most Santaninis was the coolest kid #naturally this turned into war #teachers started to buy Santaninis in bulk #students started to send Santaninis to themselves #parents snuck into school to buy Santaninis so their child would win #why were we not stopped #to the anon who asked about the mysterious Dumbledores Armee flyer I found! #I have not found out anything new about it but I saw a sticker on a lamppost that said DUMBLEUNIDOREVERARMEESITY #like 'dumbledores armee university' but with graphic design

Feb 4, 2017 25,972 notes

#harry potter #I was thinking about this yesterday and then wondered if dickbag was a real word #so I googeld it #and the urban dictonary explanation is like 'a bag of 36 dicks' #and I had to laugh and my mom asked if I had seen something funny on the internet #I said no #because I did not knew how to stark the explanation #forgive me mother #lily is in fact eating a sausage with a spoon in panel 3 #I was trying to draw a fork but it just was not meant to be #that's supposed to be snape next to her!! I am not sure if it's illegal for him to sit at the gryffindor table but I wanted to show you his #bowl cut #do you think there are magic barbers? #oh god imagine a shop full of flying scissors #that is probably why so many wizards go for long hair #they are afraid of the flying scissor shop #mr malfoy is trying to turn it into a fashion thing but nobody really believes him #I wonder what the wizard equivalent of light up shoes is #literal burning shoes? #I'm always so jealous of children wearing light up shoes #they look so powerful #a kid in our street has a scooter with light up wheels #kids with scooters are always the coolest kids #there is a professor at our college who uses one of those scooters too #I don't know anyone who was ever taught by him #maybe one has to catch him to get educated by him

Feb 3, 2017 2,829 notes

#Submission #AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME #AAAAH #imagine being at a friends house for the first time and you ask to go to the bathroom and #all the tiles on the walls are decorated with dumbledore in drag #that's a beautiful dream!! #I was once in a toilet where the owner had like 70 donald duck books in a shelf #I think that's a good goal in life #i only have 8 donald duck books so far but one day #one day #thank you so much for your encoragement for the XXL american coke can!! #I think I will try it next wednesday #I am a bit sad that it seems like real american coke does not come in giant cans #:c #but it also says REAL AMERICAN TASTE on it and there is a little toucan on it maybe this so maybe it will be a little bit american #sometimes I wonder why all my instagram recommendations are in spanish #but I am okay with that #it always looks friendly #submission

Feb 2, 2017 12,380 notes

#selfie bee #I finished the paper!! #I am almost sociology free forever!! #it was an okay thing to study #there was math but I also learned that at one point people shot with cannons at swamps to make them less stinky #and that is good knowlege! #The old wrapping paper store down in the village has now 3 more printers inside but the dog is gone #at least I didn't see it this week #but I understand that he is probably a hard working dog #he is busy #you know my dad gave me this giant coke #can for christmas and it's very big #It is 1L #and I still haven't opened it #because I have felt not ready yet to drink 1L of coke on one day #I mean it is a can one has to drink it in one sitting #and on the label it says 'XXL AMERICAN COLA REAL AMERICAN TASTE' #and today I was holding it in my hands and thought #is today the day #and while I was looking at it I noticed #it's made in germany #it's 1L of lies #I was preparing myself for American coke #not coke from Hückelhoven #can one drink 1L of Hückelhoven coke #I do not know

Jan 26, 2017 46,387 notes

#SORRY FOR THE #LONG POST #BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WRITE AN ESSAY TODAY AND AS YOU CAN SEE I REALLY DID NOT WANTED TO DO THAT #HARRY POTTER #it's a sociology essay and it's actually not that boring but #do you also sometimes have that phase where you just want to play the Sims for 4 days in a row 20 hours a day #and then you put the game away and don't touch it for two years? #that is happening #I feel like a Hufflepuff-Chamber of secrets would have been a great book #instead of turning into stone all the students just take a good nap #hufflepuff is the best #pottermore didn't sort me into it but that talking hat in the harry potter exhibition did and I trust him #something super mysterios is happening in my university!! #someone has been printing flyers that say stuff like 'dumbledore's armee is recuting' and 'every wand is needed' #but there is no adress or anything on it #and no names #I hope it's a secret harry potter fan club but I am also afraid that it is in reality like that trick teachers sometimes did #when they gave a boring activity a cool name to trick us into doing it #like that 'circus class' that ended up being 3 balls and that 2m high unicycle that only our teacher was allowed to use #what if that 'dumbledores armee' ends up being a sociology essay writing class

Jan 25, 2017 15,553 notes

#inspired by a dog meme with a labrador working in a lab #sti #sti cw #sti tw #I hope you are having a good january!! #the shop with the cactusses in the shop window now has a giant copy mashine standing in the middle of the shop #nothing else #on monday there was also super small dog in there it sniffed it's own butt and then looked directly into my eyes #is he the shop owner I hope so I trust him #:) #I met someone named Hugo the other day and had to think about how Hermione and Ron named one of their kids Hugo #and I never really got over that #because when I was a child our vacuum was also called Hugo #and I can't really seperate these two images #Hermione and Ron lovingly waving goodbye to their children who are on their train to hogwarts and the kids look outside the windows #and one is that cute ginger girl rose #and the other one is just a vacuum #why Hugo #has anyone read that book about a child called Hugo? #I can't really remember much but I remember being so scared of that book #it's about that Hugo kid and he flies around the world on a paper plane and learns life lessons and everything and #I forgot most of the story but in one chapter he has that girlfriend but she has a hamster and the hamster is in love with her and the hamst #er is really jealous so he makes the girls blow hair blow drier explode and they all die #except Hugo #who flies away #that's the book

Jan 19, 2017 25,412 notes

#selfie #this is dedicated to our neighbour who has been driving the bus the same time as I do for the last two weeks and we always do very awkward s #mall talk and I am sure that he thinks it's awkward and I think it's awkward but since we are neighbours we can never stop this is our life #now #you remember the old gift wrapping shop that closed down and then someone stole the letters of their window sign?? #the rest of the letters have disappeared as well!! and the window is full of #cactuses!! just catuses!! nothing else #it's amazing I hope they will not meet the gift wrapping store fate #I held my last presentation for this semester last monday! I hope I will now find a little bit more time for comic drawing c: #the presentation was for a course that was held by the same professor that screamed at us in a different course #and I was so nervous because in this presentation I was alone so I tried to be superduper prepared #I made a handout and everything and prepared 3 group tasks #do you know how many people showed up #two people showed up #BUT #thankfully those two were two super smart and super nice girls and they saved my life and everything was alright #I have spelled the authors name wrong on the handout but the professor was ok with it #probably because it was french #in school we had to choose between learning french and learning latin and I chose latin and that was an entire mistake #but we did a class trip to Rome! that was cool #we were 4 people but the room we had was originally made for 3 people so the extra bed made the beds stand together very close and on the th #ird day there I found a nut between the matresses #I didn't eat it but it still looked good

Jan 10, 2017 29,711 notes

#harry potter #IM STILL ALIVE SORRY FOR THE LONG SILENCE AAAH I HAD 10 COLDS AND THEN THERE WAS THAT NEVERENDING PAPER #and then I had it printed and finally held it in my hands and then I realized that I put the wrong class name on the dang dong thing #I just left it that way I was to defeaded #I hope you had happy holidays with lots of nice people and food!! #:) #and my phone really did came back! #appereantly the bus driver put it in the bus closet and then forgot about it but then he remembered #so I can now tell you how the fanfic ended!! the one I wrote in the notes when I was in high school!! it turns out #that hermione and snape were penpals all along and she comes up with a potion and the teachers age back #I didn't come up with a solution about how hermione and harry and ron were rescued from the titanic so I just kind of left them there but I #bet it ended well #do you thing there are weed berty bott beans #I mean the children can drink beer at 13 #and in one of the video games I think you had to collect chocolate frogs that were just lying around on the dirty hogwarts floor? #harry don't eat that #I ate a pretty bad prezel today #it was so squished #drugs cw

Dec 14, 2016 54,271 notes

#selfie bee #MY PHONE IS BACK #MAYBE #the man called and said that they got a phone with pea stickers on it #i had pokemon stickers on mine!! so maybe it is the same #like some pokemon are round #:) #and my new glasses have arrived too! today is such a pure day #it's my first new pair of glasses since maybe 5 years now and it's been so long since I have seen everything really clear #it's terrible #like it's nice but it's also so weird #everything seems to be a little wraped right now #like if my head was inside my knees #like as if I was as small as my knees #I have been wondering maybe I was just really small the whole time and now is the first time I am noticing it #one of the university building has a long stairs leading to it and it was such a trip #but I'm sure I will get used to it c: #you know there is this store in the village #like it's only a building with no store in it because the stores that move there always go bankrupt #and the last store there went bankrupt like #two years ago #was some kind of thrift shop and they also sold odds and sods #so the store is gone now for a long time but they never removed #those sticker letters from the shop window #but know someone has #but ONLY the letters that said 'GIFT WRAPPING PAPER' #who steals the letters 'Gift wrapping paper' #and only 'gift wrapping paper' #the rest is still there is somebody opening up a gift wrap only store and cant afford their own sticker letters #you can just draw it on one of the gift wraps you are selling you don't have to live a life of crime

Dec 9, 2016 16,722 notes

#harry potter #I'm doing a little advent calender thing on instagram/facebook and this was day one #it was requested by shiftingdreamer gabbutm jj.is.ninja on instagram and Barbara Graf Jennie Smith Deborah Yukiko on facebook c: thank y #ou for paticipating! #man remember those sport days in elementary school #were you had to do terrible sport things and it was a million degrees #and if you did well you would get the German Sport #badge and if you didn'T you would get a paricipating #document? and you would get it at the same time as the children who got a real badge document and it was like yeah everybody clap Jeremias j #umped really high and now clap for Franzi she was #there #it did not make me feel better Mr O #in middle school when some kid tried to be #come head boy or head girl they would often say: If you vote for me I will bring back the sport days #why would you do that #why not if you vote for me I will stop the nuns from giving you a bucket if you don't feel well and you have to go to the office because you #need to be somewhere until your mom picks you up #I mean it's a good idea at first because if you throw up you have the bucket #but you always got the bucket #even if you had a nosebleed or head pain #always bucket #and you always had to take the bucket with you when your mom arrived #you'd say thank you and the nun will say take the bucket #and then your mom will say what are you doing with the bucket and then you will say I have to take it #how much school money went into those buckets

Dec 2, 2016 66,323 notes

#dragon bros #don't worry they are fine they just ate the knight #happy december everyone!! c: #how are you I have lost my phone #if we ever exchanged numbers and I am not writing back it is not because I hate you it's because it's probably currently driving through the #country #I have lost it on the bus #but the bus belongs to a little bus company and they do not have a lost items office #there is just that one dude #and his phone number is no where only other bus drivers have his number #and it's very loud on a bus and I don'T think he understood me very well #he kept asking if I was #spanish and I said no I'm not spanish and he asked are you spanish #but he was really nice I think my phone is save with him if it every reaches him #I was really worried at first because #I was logged in into my blog and everything and I thought oh my god I will be hacked #but I changed my passwords so I hope everything is save! #but I still hope that my phone shows up again #I have had that phone since high school and I wrote that amazing Harry Potter fanfic in the notes #it's about how all the hogwarts teachers try to turn themselves into teenagers again but they mess it up and turn slowly into babies and ron #and harry and hermione are on the titanic #person who found the phone if you read this I tell you how it ends if you give it back to me #also thank you for wishing me luck for my presentations!! c: #one went really well #the other one went well until the professor started screaming and ran out #like he waited until we were finshed that was nice #we said something wrong and he was mad no one noticed i think #he said we should just nod like lemmings when we hear wrong things but are lemmings really known for nodding

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