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November 24, 2016
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Tags: selfie bee putting away change is intense and terrible and always takes so long this must be the reason why online shopping is so popular how are you doing? c: I don't know if anyone who is reading this is also browsing the subreddit 'wholesomememes' and has maybe seeing that a few people have been editing my selfie bee comics to give them happy endings I just wanted to say that I think that's really sweet I like using dramatic and exaggerated phrases for this comics to make myself realize that the awkward situations aren't that bad after all b ut I think both sides of the meme coin are golden and beautiful and I hope that you have a nice day and that you will be able to put your change away quickly my mind is still so full of fantastic beasts!! I dropped two cups of coffee already one in a coffee store which was bad because it bounched around and spew coffee everwhere and that was my favourite coffee store and I can ne ver go back but it didn't break so maybe I am a wizard too :) in that case I hope that I come up with a presentation holding spell until next week I have to do two presentations they are not very important but aaaah last time I held a presentation was in high school it was my final math test my task was to throw 100 toothpicks behind my shoulder on a tile floor and with that I was supposed to calculate Pi I don't know what I talked about in these 30 minutes because I had not been able to calculate Pi at all but I had a gif of me throwing 100 toothpicks so I got 5 points maybe I should just include that gif in the presantations for next week 'hello ladies and gentleman before I start my presentation about the language used in certificates in dictatures look at this sick gif of me throwing 100 toothpicks' maybe this would be enough I mean it's a pretty long gif

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November 15, 2016
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Tags: harry potter just something small today! c: but I needed to draw something beceuase the FANTASTIC BEASTS HYPE NEEDS AN OUTLET AAAH today someone at university asked me how long it took to do my hair today and I was like oh what a nice compliment I just came home where a mirror is it was not a compliment i'm never doing a hairstyle again until tomorrow BECAUSE THEN I WILL WATCH FANTASTIC BEASTS :)))))) do you think we will see baby hyppogryffs?? will they be cute or more like real baby birds no hate on real birds but they are a little naked and scary and their eyes are closed how does that work with that lion kitten butt i don't know but maybe I will know tomorrow!! :) also I would like to inform you that like a week ago someone in this village build a giant paper maschee penis and put in on his tractor and then drove that tractor around the village (it was for a parade) and everyone is still freaking out about it it is still in the newspaper every damn day pictures of penis tractor everywhere my grandma is saying penis tractor everyday help me

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November 03, 2016
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Tags: this is a very long file!! sorry for clogging up your dash! harry potter I hope you had a nice and good halloween time! I spend it watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and oh my god there are so many things to discuss like I have a question maybe you have an answer?? at one point somebody goes like 'OOh yes Hagrid always loved dangerours creatures at one p oint he tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed' but in this universe werewolfs are just normal babies when it's full moon right? were there just a bunch of babies under hagrids bed?? lieing around? where did he get them? did he steal them? what happened after the teachers found out? were they confiscate? where are they now?? where are the babies did filch put them in his drawer to the other illegal items?? and why is it called chamer of secrets? there was only one secret like a giant snake okay that's a big secret but still only one secret what other secret thing did salazar slytherin hide?? more babies??

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October 28, 2016
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Tags: dragon bros what is up with tumblr wanting me to upload a spooky selfie what  is happening how are you doing! c: I hope you are having a good halloween time I'm so jealous that you guys get to have Halloween it's not really a thing over here :c but we have Nikolaus that kind of similar when you are a kid you get to dress up in a christmas costume and you'll go to stores and you will get candy/cheap drugstore products after you said a poem or something some kids even brought their flutes with them but I am sure I would have not gotten anything if I brought my flute I don't understand why I played flute for so long it always tasted so weird I mean it was my uncles first and then my brothers so that's like gernations of split it is an explanation nikolaus was always very fun!! most of the times my brother and I dressed up as socks like sock puppets and we always got tons of candy because no one else went as socks because why would you go as socks why father

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October 26, 2016
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Tags: selfie bee sorry for the long silence!! the new semester has just started I have a lot of cool classes this year and so far I have found all of the classrooms! I finally start to figure out this building after 2 years I have found one too late but I found it and they have installed new doors!! like one new door the old one was like 4 meters high and made out of steel and you couldn't open it by hand you had to press the button to open it now there is this sexy new sliding door and this is nice but you don't have to use a button anymore so the button is gone but in my heart there is still a button so I instinctevly always give the air an awkward high five every time I go into the building but this is better than being crushed by a 4 meter metal door I am so excited for fantastic beasts!! are you going to dress up for the premiere? I have never dressed up for something like this but I feel like now I am ready when I was a kid I was never allowed to go to the harry potter premieres in the bookstores where the other kids dressed up and with always I mean one time but that hurt the bookstore never did another premiere party but now I have a chance

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October 17, 2016
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Tags: I'M SORRY THAT THIS IS SO LONG I DID NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE FORMAT GOOD FOR TUMBLR D: HARRY POTTER HELLO FRIENDS HOW ARE YOU! I had a wasp in my room today! and it was orbitating the window handle! so i didn't know how to open the window to free it and it was scary so I left the room to get a glass to you know get it inside the glass but when I came back the wasp was GONE but the window wasn't open so it was HIDING I was close to leaving the state when it came back and I could free it and everything was good I am so afraid of wasps when I was in elementary school there was that one time when I had flute class and a wasp came into the room and landed on my flute and I was so scared so my teacher tried to help me and untied her shoe to slap the wasp and my flute the wasp flew away last minute and everyone lived I was very bad at flute so maybe the wasp was bribed by my teacher one time our school got a new heating system and we had a flute concert for it's opening the mayor came and everything I had to stand in the last row but it was still pretty cool we got to stand in the heating system room together with the mayor and everything (this is a very boring village) also the heating system has a funny name Hackschnitzelfeuerungsanlage which sort of translates to

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October 10, 2016
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Tags: selfie bee I still havent finished the cursed child D: and yet I keep on buying new books!! I am the real cursed child it's just on the one hand I really WANT to read this book but on the other hand I always think what if this is the last harry potter book EVER and if I finish this book I will be out of harry potter books FOREVER also the fact that Harrys child is called Albus is just so confusing for me like I will open the book and then I will read how Albus and Harry are sitting on a bed and Harry will say something like 'I wish you were n ot my son' and my brain will instictevely imagine Michael Gambon wearing a backwards baseball cap screaming 'I HATE YOU DAD' and then a skateboard materializes in his hand and he skateboards out of the room beard and tears flying over his shoulder and then I put the book down and see that the kid is not wearing any socks and then I will not touch the book for two days have you finished reading it yet? did you like it? c: I also got the two best messages today the first was a very passionate message about how I should not call furries dogfuckers because antropormorphic animals can give consent and the second one just said 'fuck wrong blog' I just want to know what happened

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October 05, 2016
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“Your last comic absolutly broke my heart, so I had to draw a thing! ;u; I’m sorry I just can’t draw haha :’D I love your comics! I also love how all the pirates are called Jeff, it makes me laugh so much!.. Or maybe it was only one Jeff all along?...

Your last comic absolutly broke my heart, so I had to draw a thing! ;u; I’m sorry I just can’t draw haha :’D

I love your comics! I also love how all the pirates are called Jeff, it makes me laugh so much!.. Or maybe it was only one Jeff all along? That drew the map, and got buried, and got rejected? If that’s the case, poor guy definitely deserves a hug xD
Also did a pint-version of the Buddies Mugs.. So they can drink beer and rhum together <3 Hope you like it! C’:

Aaah this has been sitting im my inbox for quite a while now, I’m sorry!

I love your coloring style, it looks lively and dynamic and so friendly!! You gave them such expressive faces even though that must have been challenging since are mostly covered by their beards/headwear, it’s awesome! ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁) Jeff’s beard is so happy! And even though the capitain only shows one eye I can still see how cheerful he is. You have a good eye for that! And the skull on the hat looks like a heart and everything is good.

Thank you so much for your submission! (⸝⸝⍢⸝⸝) ෆ  It made me really happy and I feel honored that you put your time and work into this. Please don’t be sorry for something so cool and sweet and awesome. Look how happy they are that you drew them! Thank you for showing me! C: Have a nice day!!

Tags: AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME ACTUALLY I FORGOT WHICH ONE WAS CALLED JEFF BUT I LIKE THE THEORY THAT EVERY PIRATE IS CALLED JEFF EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD MAKE SECRET SANTA VERY HARD MY PHONE BROKE but it's repaired now!! so everything is good thing is i had put in in the front pocket of my flap pants because I don't know anything about fashion which was very practical but turns out that if you are wearing flap pants and then unpant yourself the flap part flaps making everything in that pocket fall down on it's face the phone had no chance tip: if this ever happens to you don't follow your first instinct to write your friends: haha! I just broke my phone! because the splinter s you will see on the screen are in fact made out of splinters also do not put a great amount of chestnuts into that flap pocket because when it flaps people will ask you why you have so many chestnuts i n your pants I just really like to have a chestnut in my pockets most of the time I forget in which pants/jackets I have a chestnut and then when I wear it I wonder what is in the pocket and when I find ou t that it's a chestnut it is just a good moment I recommend that I hope that they will grow into nice trees submission

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October 01, 2016
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Tags: selfie bee I'm always so happy when this happens!! always makes me feel like a powerful wizard even though most of the time it is just the pinky and the brain intro because for some reason it is on my phone 6 times very good intro

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September 29, 2016
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Tags: harry potter I was really confused all morning because there was a voice in my house a very loud voice like this is not this unusual because the soccer field is pretty close and whenever there is a soccer game you can hear the moderator but a soccer game at 8am on a weekday? after 3 very confused hours I figured out that that there is now a circus on said soccer field! like a small circus it's pretty cool! I can hear people clap I tried to imagine that they are clapping to my daily life tasks but it just sounded sarcastic maybe background music in real life is not such a good idea they are playing a lot of gangnam style my grandpa was bitten by a circus monkey once i do not know the circumstances snape with funny hairstyles is maybe my favourite thing to draw why is his hair so long! it must get in the potions all the time! maybe that's why he's so good at it he is the secret ingredient

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September 28, 2016
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Tags: selfie bee look at all of my middle school memories if you are in middle school and always have to pair up with team tear do not worry middle school will go away and you will be strong and buy at least 4 jeans that are really bad taste but you will still wear them in college but everything will be good there might be a time where the kid sitting next to you in latin throws a sandwhich they found under their desks on your desk and you will try to act badass and flip the sandwich over your shoulder without looking and then everyone will scream but you will not turn around to look where is landed because you feel kind of bad about it and also you want to keep looking cool and then 10 years later you will still think about that sandwhich sometimes like there was a window like 2m behind you but was it open? could you really throw a sandwhitch that far? without looking? but in this case would people not have clapped? the sandwitch was not found on the schoolyard afterwards you just want to know and apologize to the kid who it belonged to did you forget it? it was looking kind of old I think these kind of things can only happen in latin I remember when we got our latin dictionary in grade 11 - the Stowasser - and we thought great now we never have to study latin again and then it's exam time and you are looking up everything and in the end you have a sentence about Zeus putting his muscular hooves on the dumpling tree what's a dumpling tree? I had like 8 from 18 points in that exam that is latin

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September 23, 2016
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Tags: dragon bros after uploading all of these on facebook I missed them so much that I needed to draw them again c': I am not 100% sure if promiscuous means what I think/I googled but I hope that it fits here and is not accidently the most insulting words e ever D: the last neigbour kitten moved out last week!! I will miss them but they all found good homes so it is okay I will miss your screams at night

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September 23, 2016
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Good morning!!

I have made an instagram account and a facebook page. I have not really figured out either of the sites but it might be interesting for people who don’t really use tumblr. I will also use them to post doodles and things that don’t really fit here ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

Sorry for the boring post! Take this beautiful  illustration of my cool new star wars PEZ spender as an apology ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Tags: floccinaucinihilipilificationa talks I went to a professor yesterday to talk about a paper and I was sitting there and talked and at one point he turned to his computer screen to look something up and I wanted to be polite and not stare at his screen all the time so I just sort of looked around the office and I noticed that the entire office walls were decorated with nicolas cage memes at this point I had been in the office for at least five minutes but I didn't notice they were arranged so tastefully they just blended into the walls and I just did not knew what do to with my face I wanted to laugh but can you laugh at a meme after seeing it for five minutes? can you laugh at a professors memes? what is the etiquette but! I can finish the paper in december! that means that everything is a lot more relaxed now and I have more comic drawing time :)

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September 16, 2016
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Tags: selfie bee gun cw here is the gun! https://pixabay.com/p-906612/?no_redirect <3 thank you free gun vector website! I was always SO jealous when my friend S. visited my dog loved her maybe because she always had those really thick mortadella slices on her school bread but she was also super sweet no hard feelings Susan sorry for not buying anything at your tupperware party and just eating all of your kale it is my dad's birthday today!! c: he is getting a 3D printer!! I hope that the printer package includes some of those 3D printing plastic ink because no one thought of getting that and tomorrow is the Connichi Convention! is anybody going to Connichi?? I can't wait I bet that it's going to be super cool (also it is my birthday tomorrow) (do you remember how many dramatic things I posted on this blog when I turned 20) (I thought oh my god I am an old person now soon I will like oatmeal) (and) (I do like oatmeal now) (what old person thing will I like next)

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September 09, 2016
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Tags: harry potter I was so sad when they did not include the firenze stuff in the movies he's cool when I was a kid our family once visited a castle and we made a castle tour and at one point the castle tour guide pointed to a little centaur figurine and was like 'who knows what this is?' and we kids were like that's a centaur of course and then the tour guide tried to start a little mythology lesson about centaurs and all that interesting stuff which I guess would have been interesting but he started with something like 'You know the mythological were not like they are in Harry Potter they were really mean' and I was like hold my horses the harry potter centaurs are actually kind of mean too I should help this kind man out and help him with his centaur facts so I raised my hand and he made the mistake of thinking that I was about to ask a question and was like yes kid? and I started to give the most passionate harry potter rant I could produce at the age of 7 which is very and he was just so exhausted he did not ask for this the rest of the tour did not ask for this after a while he just said 'well I did not know this' and I remember thinking that this man was not very informed about centaurs at all I am very sorry about all of this today I wonder where he is today and if he remembers my centaur fun facts he probably does I was pretty loud D: AND one of my friends shared that 9gag post of my harry potter comics on facebook but she does not know that they are mine aaah I don't know if she found this blog aaah nicole are you reading this?? D: the nicole who recently pierced her own ear?? aaah???